The CRAZEE Cousin Squad
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  • Reads 218
  • Votes 8
  • Parts 5
  • Time 27m
Ongoing, First published Jul 27, 2023
My first attempt at crack/comedy.

A family comedy/romcom about a 16-year-old Krus who has skipped a grade or two and is now in college and his shenanigans with his three roommates; his 18-year-old sister; Matrona Dorokhova and his 19-year-old maternal cousins; Vinskolla Dorokhova and Vinskov Dorokhov; all of who are (despite the ages of the latter two) college freshmen.

Set in England, inspired by the dynamic between me (Matrona), my lil' bro (Krus), and my maternal cousin (Vinskolla and Vinskov), and featuring comically written Asian stereotypes in an Anglo-Russian family; this fic is made to (hopefully) make you laugh.

College AU + Modern AU

A/N: Nothing but Matrona belongs to me. Credits to Handzy for Krus and the V Twins (Vinskov and Vinskolla).

Link to Handzy's socials:
Twitter: https://twitter.com/I_Lyubov_yu
YT: https://www.youtube.com/@handzy4698
IG: https://www.instagram.com/i_lyubov_yu/
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