Frank is a hopelessly short, hopelessly desperate, and just generally hopeless highschooler, whose only friend is the amazingly tall kid with the 'fro: Ray Toro. School is mundane, school is just, well, school: Lindsey Ballato is a goddess, Pete Wentz is a MySpace whore, and Brendon Urie totally deserved getting kicked in the balls last summer, but then Mikey fucking Way turns up and before Frank knows it he's over at the Way household and swooning over an unfairly hot older brother who has totally just made out with an overly casual Lindsey Ballato.
And that's not even to mention Gerard's past and sort of ex-boyfriend Bert McCracken who he kind of did, kind of didn't leave in the old town he and Mikey just moved from, but what is for sure is that Gerard Way can't help but stare at Mikey's sort of best friend, Frank, just a little too much.
But Gerard is older and sort of world's away from Frank's league: he's like Lindsey Ballato - unobtainable and godly, and most definitely a member of the elite sex club that Frank reckons Lindsey's involved in.
And this elite club of people who've seen Gerard Way naked? Let's say, Frank Iero wants in... to Gerard's pants. However Mikey thinks that it's less of a club and more of a support group.
Frank Iero finds himself with a year-long prison sentence, gaining the unwanted attention of two of its most notorious inmates. They both 'want a piece of him', but does he feel anything for either of them?
How will he deal with these two very different characters, and will he cope with his time spent behind bars?
Will there be anything good to come from his time spent in this hell hole?
Mature Content - Target audience 18+
Please do not read if easily triggered.
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"Well, Bert is just your standard dick, with a big mouth and a set of fists. He'll come on all tough and make sure everyone sees that he's still top dog" Officer Bryar explained. "And Gerard? Well, he's in a different league to Bert. You'll know Gerard as soon as you see him. Don't be fooled by the soft voice and pretty face though, kid. He's super smart, and he has a way of talking people into anything. Just keep your wits about you, ok?"