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The story of a dork who owns a mech

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Reads 104
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Parts 4
Time 11m

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Living here in Jersey
Fighting villains from afar
You gotta find first gear
In your giant robot car!

You dig giant robots!
I dig giant robots!
We dig giant robots!
Chicks dig giant robots!

Nice! 
Yeah this is a new idea of mine spoofing Megas XLRAll Rights Reserved

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