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Book of Random Stuff

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hey you. yeah. you. Y-O-U. wait. no not you. the other guy. yeah. yeah you. wanna add this to your library or just ignore it and fall into Tartar sauce? yeah. i said tartar sauce. im not Rick Riordan so PERCABETH AINT GOIN TO TARTARUS. yeah. read this or read le tags. its hilarious.All Rights Reserved

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Forbidden Desire by Your_Lynxx

"S-stop... Ahh" Ungol at sinusubukan parin itong itulak papalayo saakin. We shouldn't be doing this. This is wrong, so wrong. We're twins, we shouldn't be doing this. "You're telling that but you're body telling me something else" He breathed. He held my c*ck and starts rubbing it, my breathe hitch. He pressed the tip that made me gasped sharply. Sinubukan kong pigilan ang kamay niya pero hinuli niya ang kamay ko, he rubs it much faster than before. "I-I'm.... Cu-cumming..... " I moaned. My body shuddered before I released my seed, bumagsak naman ako sa sahig at napaluhod sa tabi ni Raven. Iniangat ko ang ulo ko at nakita kong dinilaan nito ang kamay niya saka ngumisi saakin. "Keep pushing me away Dev but I know how much your body needs me, I'm just the only person who can make you like this" Seryoso niyang sabi saka iniwan akong mag isa.

Divine Misery by zsueitx

As a writer, S̷̸͇̠͈̲͈͉͉͓ͮͩͣ̈ͯͧͤ̄̕͝ͅę̶̛̻̣̱̐̈́̍̄̂l̸̢̘̪̬͔͖̲ͯ̄ͩ̐͗̈͂ͦ͑͟ę̶̴̟͔̖̫̝̝͉̯̮͕̪̟͍̤̠͕ͬ͑ͥͤ̏ͩ̒ͦ̃̾ͦ́̓̍̓͛̆̃̋͆͝ͅͅn̢̂͊ͥ͟͠_̬̱̘̲͇ͣ̎̉ē̸̛̛͕̱͍̟͉̝͍̳͈̰͈̣͓̪̹̳̐̾͑̔̏̔ͬ̌̂͊ͧ̃͘̕̕͢ is more familiar with the realities between fact and fiction. She's more aware than most that life between the pages could hardly be seen within the bounds of reality but all of these was proven otherwise when she finds herself in the book she created. S̷̸͇̠͈̲͈͉͉͓ͮͩͣ̈ͯͧͤ̄̕͝ͅę̶̛̻̣̱̐̈́̍̄̂l̸̢̘̪̬͔͖̲ͯ̄ͩ̐͗̈͂ͦ͑͟ę̶̴̟͔̖̫̝̝͉̯̮͕̪̟͍̤̠͕ͬ͑ͥͤ̏ͩ̒ͦ̃̾ͦ́̓̍̓͛̆̃̋͆͝ͅͅn̢̂͊ͥ͟͠_̬̱̘̲͇ͣ̎̉ē̸̛̛͕̱͍̟͉̝͍̳͈̰͈̣͓̪̹̳̐̾͑̔̏̔ͬ̌̂͊ͧ̃͘̕̕͢ finds herself grasping ropes after ropes as the realities behind her arrival started to get unravel one by one. But how long can she hold unto her real identity when the boundary between reality and fiction starts to blur? or alternatively: A writer finds herself in the world she once wrote. blessed & accursed: aͩ c̶̵̢̧̧͈̝̰͚̘̰̠̩̲͆̈́̇̈ͧ͊̽̊͑͑̃̏̊̓̾̕̚͜͜r̜̮̘̥̃͒̉̓ͭ̎̚ŭ̢̨͕̤͉̲̥͉͚̼͍̝͙͉̜̠͐͌͌̉͊̀̀̏̓̾ͦ͂̈̓ͤͪ͆ͣͬ̏͊̒͡_̤̳̘͂͑̏e̚l̨̧͔͓̥͉̫͇̜̳̦̖̣̹̤ͥ̀ͣ͑̃ͧͬ̇̊ͣͧ͆ͣ͂̃ͧ͝͠ͅ ḟ̷̰̦̭̖̝͎̋̊̓́ͫ̀̓͜͝ả̶̸̧̧̨̟̠͖̗̯͇̹͚͎͉͖̻̤̂̓͐ͭ̀ͧ̔̆̇͆͋ͯͭ̀̉̈̃̕̚͡͠ͅḭ̢̢̙̹̺̝̠̯̠̙͇͍̽͆ͮͪ̄̉ͤ̄͂̅̊ͪ̓ͬ̄͠_̵̧̭̤͇̦͍̱̖̃ͪ͋͛͞_r̡̨̛̫̘̰̰͎̖͈̣̬̠̊̑̄̋ͫ̋̽̊̉ͩͣ̾̌̄̂ͣ̀́́̈́̕͠͝͝͠ͅy̴̴̝̻̙̙̱̫͑̉ͥ̇̍͌̂ͩ̓͊̕̚͡t̪̬͖͆̆͜ä̴̢̨̛̟̺̫͇̲̼̯ͧ̃͊ͪ̾͒͟͞͝l̢̡̙̯̝̪̫͈̘̲̳̪͕ͦ̔̓̓ͤ̈ͭͤ̕͜͠͠e̘̮̻͇ͬ̀ͩͮ̓̓͑̾̊̄͘̚͘ rhythm & mayhem, volume one: ocean's prisoner english - tagalog

FROM FRIENDS TO LOVERS (AND BEYOND) by Daisuki38

There are moments in life so small, so ordinary, that you barely notice when everything changes. A glance held a little too long. A laugh that feels different in your chest. A touch that lingers. She became my best friend, my constant. Late-night calls, endless adventures, secrets whispered into the dark. It was always easy with her, natural. Safe. But somewhere between laughter and promises, something shifted. I didn't know it at first-not really. I just knew that when she smiled, it felt like the sun had chosen me. That when she cried, it hurt more than my own heartbreaks. That when she was near, the world made a little more sense. This is the story of how we found each other-not as we were, but as we were meant to be. From friends, to lovers, and somewhere even deeper than that. Because sometimes, the greatest love stories start with a simple truth: it was always you.

Jail Break (COMPLETE) boyxboy- daichi_writes by daichi_writes

INTRODUCTION JAIL BREAK. Dito kami nagkita muli ng taong labis kong minahal. Ang kaniyang mukhang guwapo at ugaling maginoo ngunit 'di lang naman ang kanyang mukha ang aking minahal kundi ang kanyang labis na pagmamahal para sa akin. Labis ko siyang hinangaan sa angking lakas at kisig pag dating sa verbal at pisikalan, lagi siya naikot sa isip ko at hindi ko na maitanggal pa? paano kung nalaman niya ang aking lihim na pag-tingin? magbabago ba ang aming pagsasama? lalo paba ako mapapasama? iingatan niya ba ang nararamdaman ko? o itataboy? na parang bula? Dito ko ba talaga siya nakilala at dito kami nagkita? Rito rin kaya kami, malalagutan ng hininga? Sa kulungan? at himpilan ng nga masasamang tao? ang totoo? Hindi ko alam ang totoo. Samahan ako at ang aking kasama sa kwento ko mula sa loob ng kulungan. Ako nga pala si Art. Kalimutan ang dati at magsimula sa ulit ang pinakahinangaan ko sayong salita. Napakalakas mo sa verbal at Pisikal? ngunit, ako ang iyong kahinaan.

Our Fate [OUR SERIES #2] by SkyyRyu

Hating people and making them hate me is what I do. It doesn't matter if I did it intentionally or not. For years, I have been living my life giving disappointment, hatred, and putting those people's lives in danger. I don't care because that's how they made me feel. But why am I conscious of what you think about me? Why do I feel the need to obey, respect and make you think that I am a good person? What power do you think you hold? And who do you think you are? Eventually, feelings grew, mine became love that I want to keep for eternity. We both tried our best to fight for the love that we think we deserve. We both promised ourselves to conquer the waves and climb mountains to reach the hands of the person that we love. We strive hard to protect the string, and to not let anyone or anything cut them. We were so desperate that we forgot it wasn't just the string that connects us. It was also our love, our souls and our fate. Our love was so deep that if one tries to touch it, they drown. Our souls were so intertwined that we became one till death. And our fate was cursed... that we ended like this... Did fate really play with us? Or it just puts us in a place where no one could drown in our love and to break the curse? Status: Completed. Date Started: July 23, 2022 Date Completed: September 8, 2023 Skyyryu

My Annoying Classmate >:-/ (ON-GOING----slowupdate) by ennahartloyd

Dear Annoying Classmate, You're so annoying! that makes me want to punch you in the face! You're not funny anymore, but I think I should give you a high five......... in the face with a brick! -_- haha! Put your energy into making things that are LIKABLE ok? Truly yours, Your Classmate ^_^

You're the One [Loser's Series #5] by camilleignacio17

When we were younger, I used to hate you. Your presence annoyed me. Your smug face used to irritate me. You're arrogant and nosy, and it's making me feel sick. You talk a lot, your words are like vex ringing in my ears. We're the pet peeves of each other, and we can't stand one another's company without arguing. Our friends used to say that we're the contrast of each other, that we're like the yin and yang. And now I still can't believe I'm gonna say it to you, but I think you're the one for me.

MY PROFESSOR LOVE'S ME?? by remizor

HELLO EVERYONE THIS STORY IS ALL ABOUT HIGHSCHOOL LIFE PLEASE DONT JUDGE ME ITS JUST I HAVE AN IDEA THAT MAYBE WE CAN BRING MY IMAGINATION TO LIFE AND DONT WORRY PAKIKILIGIN KO KAYO AND THIS IS BL I HOPE YOU LIKE IT 😉😉 YES YOUR RIGHT ITS BL LIKE BOYS LOVE BETWEEN A SENIOR HIGH STUDENT AND HE'S PROFESSOR 🥹🥹 THE PROFESSOR THINK HE JUST LIKE WOMAN OR GIRLS AND THERE IS NO CIRCUMSTANCES THAT HE WOULD LIKE A BOY UNTIL HE MET THIS STUDENT.. AHH IM EXCITED!!!😭😭 im joshie a Filipino and a very small writer language used:tagalog

Meanderella's One shots compilation. by Meanderella

WARNING! Poorly written story! [/hands up; I only write to make sense of the thoughts in my head and most specially creating new world within the real world is quite fascinating. So if you are one of those perfectionists out there, then you can leave. Go find anything else or make your own that can truly satisfy you. Thanks! ••••• Meanderella's One shots compilation.

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Forbidden Desire cover

Divine Misery cover

FROM FRIENDS TO LOVERS (AND BEYOND) cover

Jail Break (COMPLETE) boyxboy- daichi_writes cover

Our Fate [OUR SERIES #2] cover

My Annoying Classmate >:-/ (ON-GOING----slowupdate) cover

You're the One [Loser's Series #5] cover

MY PROFESSOR LOVE'S ME?? cover

Meanderella's One shots compilation. cover

Forbidden Desire

"S-stop... Ahh" Ungol at sinusubukan parin itong itulak papalayo saakin. We shouldn't be doing this. This is wrong, so wrong. We're twins, we shouldn't be doing this. "You're telling that but you're body telling me something else" He breathed. He held my c*ck and starts rubbing it, my breathe hitch. He pressed the tip that made me gasped sharply. Sinubukan kong pigilan ang kamay niya pero hinuli niya ang kamay ko, he rubs it much faster than before. "I-I'm.... Cu-cumming..... " I moaned. My body shuddered before I released my seed, bumagsak naman ako sa sahig at napaluhod sa tabi ni Raven. Iniangat ko ang ulo ko at nakita kong dinilaan nito ang kamay niya saka ngumisi saakin. "Keep pushing me away Dev but I know how much your body needs me, I'm just the only person who can make you like this" Seryoso niyang sabi saka iniwan akong mag isa.