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jokes collection 4

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bean - always and forever, beany!
chatnoob2 - always and forever, chatty!
TurtleKnight - always and forever, woag!
cart - always and forever, a romantic!
saltyNate - always and forever, joke fodder!
chuakip - always and forever, a crazypikachu!
kerns - making a (peppy) reappearance from jokes 2!
noonoo - making a (drunk) reappearance from jokes 2!
adriane - making a (simpy) reappearance from jokes 2!
Olive - making a (sarcastic) reappearance from jokes 2!
and for the very first time...
inkchronos - can turn any conversation topic into child slaughter!
savvyrat - loves gabriel!
joven - amazing at basketball, sucks at everything else!
camerOOn - has a tendency to drink from expired bottles of water!
and as guest visitors...
omi - literally an image of perfection!
jabob - strawberries!
jimothy - lives on the other side of the world now!
Mechanic - disgruntled, as always!
andrewcrossing - uwu aesthetic coffee-making rblx!
hamburgZ - no longer has anyone to hate!All Rights Reserved

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more than you know. Beta!Komahina by lanweii

Hajime and Nagito were invited to the tropical island of Jabberwock Island with the rest of their friends for a long time. They don't know what to do or where to start their journey, but they doubt that it's going to be a bad journey. Then they see a weird pink bunny who is supposedly to be their "teacher", and a black and white bear, and.. they can talk?! The fuck! A journey of Hajime & Nagito, and oh, a love story between them. A cold hearted Nagito and a upbeat Hajime, what can go wrong? Fucking everything. ------------ Started: Nov 28, 2020 Ended: Jan 20, 2021 ------------

In the Mansions by OutsideTheDistricts

My friends and I role play a lot in this website called chatzy.com. We have this whole world mapped out based on the Hunger Games. We live in two mansions. One is the main mansion, where we all used to live until it got really crowded, and then the second mansion belongs to Gracie. Her mansion is by a waterfall, just a ten minute walk away. Most of us have super powers. I mean, if the Capitol can make mutts, surely we can give ourselves super powers. Gracie has black wings, Talia has super speed, Chris has super strength, Derrick can make himself invisible. Nina can make herself invisible and make force fields too. We all have issues here. Sierra doesn't talk. Chris is a germaphobe. Chase cuts himself. We all have reasons for running away from the districts and the Capitol, but we've all found sanctuary here. This is the second book of our adventures, a sequel to Outside the Districts.

The Consul and The Cat by Ben_Fakename

Affogato x Clotted Cream but super heroes n villains? It's more likely than you think. @walsuf is writing this with me btw ~*~*~*~*~*~*~Summary ~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Clotted Cream makes his hero debut as The Consul. Unfortunately (?) for him, a certain cat villain also makes his debut on the same day. As time goes on, they get closer and closer, but there's one thing holding The Consul back: His Father, Custard. Will they be able to be friends? Or... More? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~Warnings ~*~*~*~*~*~*~ -Angst -Themes of abuse (Custard sucks) -Adult Humor -Sex Jokes -more warnings may be added later

Deception & Survival. (Backrooms) by Zizi3030

Rewritten version of 'Fix it and Survive (Backrooms)' Cover art by meh :) The Backrooms is a liminal space, a hell for humanity, yet simply reality to the entities that dwell there. An unusual group, consisting of J, Smilie, R, Sar and Kiara venture throughout the backrooms, with a bunch of chaos to come. Where will their adventure head towards? **There will be some serious chapters, but also some wholesome and funny chapters featuring the characters hanging out with each other. Please go visit @Articalos/@StarRCoffi, and see their beautiful art! I also used some of their characters, with their permission. <3 [!DISCLAIMER!] This story isn't canon to the backrooms, and may be inaccurate, and include a lot of head cannons. The events, story, and people in this fan fiction are all fictional. I do allow others to reference and or use my characters only with my permission. (Please don't use them for inappropriate things.) *This is a REWRITE, and this is a rewrite of the old version of this story, 'Fix it and Survive (Backrooms)'. Similar themes and characters will remain but simply be transformed, as new elements are incorporated. Chapters mays seem similar at the beginning, but the stories will end up being completely different. (I'm going to have to reread my entire story lol) =) / =( [!WARNING!] This story will include mature themes and may include some blood, gore, violence, threatening, blackmail, profanity, kidnapping, unhealthy dynamics, discrimination, mental health, etc. Viewer discretion is advised! Feel free to message your opinions/suggestions/constructive criticism in the comments, but don't say any offensive or rude things, or else I'll have to report or delete your comment. Rewrite Start date: January 18th, 2025 First Published: January 19th, 2025 Last Updated: March 25th, 2025.

"𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝗳𝗶𝗱𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘀"(ErrorInkMare) by Full0fRegrets

Welp...here it is ꧁•••••꧂ One day...Ink was being reported as a murderer Ink always denying that he didn't killed his two best friends that was Dream and Blue,...or is he actually telling the truth? Well,he was being sent in the Asylum because the others think that he was now being crazy Error and Nightmare was figuring out the truth themselves instead of believing the one who witnessed Ink killing his two bestfriends '3 𝒅𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒍𝒆𝒇𝒕 𝒃𝒆𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝑰𝒏𝒌 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒃𝒆 𝒆𝒙𝒆𝒄𝒖𝒕𝒆𝒅...' Also...which one Ink would chose to be with him forever? Is it Error or Nightmare? Maybe both? Let's find out! Story Contains: Swearing/Cursing words Angst Other mature content ♡︎♡︎♡︎♡︎♡︎ Cover by me |Date Started:10/20/21| |Date Ended:12/13/21|

SOULMATES ( A HAIKYUU MULTIPLE X FEM READER ) by 131ue_C10ud

Hi, my is (F/N) IWAIZUMI, and my life is a little crazy. It all started when my mom met my dad, then they had Hedge AKA HAJIME AKA my older brother. His best friend just so happened to have "caused my birth" so here I am. Join (F/N) on her journey to find her soulmate. A BOKUTO/KUROO/OIKAWA/KAGEYAMA story nobody asked for, but quarantine produced. *I do not own any these characters, just the story line. First Ever Story! *

Love Talk || Wonwoo by icy-yy

"I don't understand you so many times..." A gameplay request from an unknown player? Accepted. It was started. Online game to online texts to voice calls to smiling at each other in person. It was first helping out for bosses in the game then helping him to laugh more openly in real life. She landed in his life like a dandelion landing in your sight out of nowhere. All outgoing and no care of the world. It was difficult. The language barrier was difficult. She knew the language but was still struggling. He corrected her but laughed before doing that because of the hilarious sentences she said that she didn't mean to. "...but I still love you." ══════════════════ -Comedy -Romance -Friends to lovers -A texting fic at the start, will return to normal -English isn't my first language so there might be some grammar errors. Started: 30 April 2024 Finished: 30 May 2024

Unexpectedly Yours by MyInvisibleButterfly

An OhmNanon Short Story I've been frenemies with Ohm since childhood, constantly pushing each other's buttons. When we end up living together for two weeks, our chaotic relationship starts to blur the line between love and hate. With playful pranks, unexpected confessions, and heartfelt moments, will we pass the ultimate vibe check and find love? **Disclaimer:** Please be aware that there are malicious websites mirroring Wattpad content. These sites may contain viruses and harmful links that could compromise your device's security. To ensure a safe reading experience, please read the story exclusively on Wattpad. Stay safe and enjoy the journey!

Kindergarten Villainy by AJ_is_Anxious

"Your cheeks are so fucking chubby." A familiar but unfamiliar voice told him factually, a childish giggle escaping from the speaker. With a grumble, Tommy peaked an eye open, seeing Tubbo kneeling in front of him. But... something was wrong. Very wrong. ---- RaccoonInnit is Pog at Villainy returns!!!! (Same universe, slightly different reality!) This time, Tubbo messes up a potion and turns him and his friends into fucking CHILDREN. Now they're forced to go about their villainous ways as tiny forces of chaotic nature. ---- Art Credit for the cover goes to Pebbles_Please on Instagram! (they made this specially for this series and I adore them so!!! Go give them some love!!!)

To See Me as You Do by AwkwardlyPerfect_18

#1 in MeandYou (June 14, 2025) Before I can help it, I grin ear to ear, and his softened gaze starts to fade. His eyes narrow into slits, "Don't you dare-" "What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" Instantly, Sawyer frowns, an unimpressed expression on his face. I smile, grabbing his cheeks and squishing them, "Don't make that face!!! C'mon, you gotta ask!! What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" He glares at me, "We're not doing this shit, Mari-" "Yes, we are!!" I let go of his face, "You ready?!!" "No." "I'm gonna say it." "You better not-" "SoFISHticated." "You're a dumbass." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *Slow Burn, Lengthy Chapters, Long Story* This Story Takes Place in 2023-2024 Marianne Parker and Sawyer Cortez are complete opposites of each other. Marianne is a dad joke loving, talented musician who believes in finding the good in everything around her. Always smiling, laughing, kind to everyone, and an optimist. With a bubbly attitude and an outgoing personality, she's always looking to make a new friend. An all-around ray of sunshine. Sawyer, on the other hand, is a sarcastic, blunt, rude, and pessimistic bookworm. He doesn't believe there could be good in everything. He doesn't smile, doesn't laugh, and isn't interested in making new friends. Let alone, socializing. Hell, he BARELY tolerates his own friends. The total definition of a raincloud. Marianne's looking for a fresh start, and Sawyer wants a normal year of high school. When he meets Marianne, it becomes all too clear that there's something about her he can't ignore. From the way she walks, talks, laughs, and smiles, it's all distracting and unfamiliar to him. And, of course, he doesn't like that. In his efforts, he tries to ignore the feelings and avoid HER at all costs. But, that can be hard when the girl in question is EQUALLY interested in him too. Started August 2023 - ????

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SOULMATES ( A HAIKYUU MULTIPLE X FEM READER ) cover

Love Talk || Wonwoo cover

Unexpectedly Yours cover

Kindergarten Villainy cover

To See Me as You Do cover

more than you know. Beta!Komahina

Hajime and Nagito were invited to the tropical island of Jabberwock Island with the rest of their friends for a long time. They don't know what to do or where to start their journey, but they doubt that it's going to be a bad journey. Then they see a weird pink bunny who is supposedly to be their "teacher", and a black and white bear, and.. they can talk?! The fuck! A journey of Hajime & Nagito, and oh, a love story between them. A cold hearted Nagito and a upbeat Hajime, what can go wrong? Fucking everything. ------------ Started: Nov 28, 2020 Ended: Jan 20, 2021 ------------