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Warrior Cat Randomness

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WARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''LOL''. 

~-~-~-~* Join the ThunderClan, RiverClan, WindClan and ShadowClan cats as they do the randomnest of things from: Gangnam Style dancing, breaking dancing and many more random things! Also find out how Hollyleaf became in love with sharpies and how SharpieClan was discovered... and uh... many more, again. x3  I hope you enjoy it. May StarClan guide you throughout this book!  ^.^ *~-~-~-~

*** All spoofs in this book were written by me so you won't read the same spoofs for a thousand moons. Please do not steal them as I spent a lot of time working on them. StarClan thanks you a lot. ***All Rights Reserved

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