𝕃𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕣 𝕃𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣 ᴸᵒˢᵉʳˢ ᶜˡᵘᵇ ˣ ᴿᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ

ʏ/ɴ ʀɪᴘꜱᴏᴍ ʜᴀꜱ ʟɪᴠᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴅᴇʀʀʏ ʜᴇʀ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ʜᴇʀ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ʟɪꜰᴇ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀ ʙᴏʀɪɴɢ ᴘʟᴀɪɴ ᴏʟᴅ ᴛᴏᴡɴ. ᴛɪʟʟ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ ᴏꜰ 89' ᴡʜᴇɴ ʜᴇʀ ꜱɪꜱᴛᴇʀ ɢᴏᴇꜱ ᴍɪꜱꜱɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱʜᴇ'ꜱ ʟᴇꜰᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ʙᴏʏ ᴡʜᴏ ꜱᴇᴇᴍꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀꜱᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʜɪꜱ ᴄʟᴜʙ ᴏꜰ ʟᴏꜱᴇʀꜱ.

ᴏʜ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴏɴᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢ,
ʜᴇʀ ʜᴜᴍᴏʀ ɪꜱ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇɴ.

"H̵͖͛͊̏̀̃o̷͉̠̫͚̗̍͐̈́͊̒͘ǹ̷̺͕̯͔̃͌͋̄́̊̂̽k̸̨̘͖̠̣̳̝̠̎̃͊̇̇͋͘͜ ̶̢̠̹̗̪̲̟͉̻̿ͅḧ̸͇̖͇̙̺͙̼͍̋̋̈́̆̀̀̚ỏ̶̯͆͠ñ̸̢̞͍̝̥̱̘̞͂̊͛̚ͅk̶̨̛̯̪͙͇̯̬͈͔̾̆͌̂ͅ ̸̡̺̟͈̖̤͉̻̩̓̇̆͐̊R̵̡͔͇̹̼͖̓į̸̝̬̦̘͈̞̺̮̟̑́̄͑̍̓̈́͘͝c̶̛̞̜̯̝̟̦͉̰͝ä̵̛͉̙̭͍͕́̓́͠r̴͍͎̭͇̩̯̩̰̜̊̓̕d̷͕̯͑͒ǫ̷̙͔̂͆̀̀̚"

"OH HELllL NOooO! WHAT ThE F is ThAt?!?"

"Did it just call you Ricardo?"

"T̷̡̫̞͈́̾͆̿̑ï̵̛̳͙͎̣͓͓͈̍̾̊m̵̢̮͔̼̬̤̣̣̪͎̄͒̂̔̈́̓̚e̴͔̥̯̗̗̐̐̐͗̈́̍̾ ̸̛͖̠̣̪̟̽̏̆͊̐̓͜͝͝͠t̴̛̜̑̈́̒̽̌̏̽̊͌ō̶̝̏͝͝ ̸̪̞̟̃͒̎̔͝ͅf̵̘͓̮̱͖̦͂̅͒̃̕͜͝l̴̤̝̮̹͔̉́̐̐̋̽͆̑̉o̸͚͛͑̈́̍́ā̴̫͈͎̀͌̌̋̒̐͘͝͝t̸̞͍̭͍̲̭̰̤̖͒̎̀̉́͒"

"MA'AM WHat DO YoU ThInK I'M MAdE OF? FlOat mY aSs"

"I mean you do have a nice one."

"I will backhand you right now Tozier!"

(;° ロ°) "sorry"

All characters and most of the plot belong to King except for when I add some weird stuff in there to make it more interesting.
Peace out Girl Scout ✌️:)