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All da ci^^il and mi++litary 0fficials in da c8urt can h2ar my v**ice

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Reads 22,870
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Parts 24
Time 53h 46m

Yu Yanmiao traveled back to ancient times with the gossip system. He didn't want to get promoted or make a fortune. He just wanted to lie down and eat melons.
But he didn't know that the officials could hear his voice. While lying down, he found out, why do these officials love and fear me? How did I become a favorite?
Why does the prince always get close to me? He didn't see that the officials next to him who could hear his voice all had expressions of wanting to eat melons and being afraid that the owner of the melon was himself...
This article is written smoothly, the language is humorous, and the plot is vivid and interesting.
The whole article slowly outlines a world of melons full of fantasy through the court experience of the protagonist Xu Yanmiao.
The hilarious plots of many civil and military figures in the court who eat melons and are eaten by melons constantly reversed, making readers laugh, and they can't help but look forward to who will be the next melon owner.All Rights Reserved

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