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My fake boyfriend, the vampire cat-guy

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comedy fakedating fiction humor random rom-com romance shapeshifter teenfiction therianthropy vampire weird

I swear I'm not taking drugs, but maybe I was high while writing this.
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After a long vacation, Hana Kim enters to her messy room to discover she left the window open, and saw a cat sleeping in her bed. But, oh! That cat has wings and... It's actually a (really handsome) guy named Minho Baek, who is a half-vampire shape-shifter and escaped from his house after an argument with his parents.

"Do you want to stay here? You will have to go back to your parents' eventually."

"Yes, I'll have to go back, but..." he smirked, looking at me, "I can piss them off a bit more. Would you like to be my fake girlfriend?"

What's this? A romantic comedy poorly written?
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Please don't judge me, I had a dream about this and the voices are telling me to write and publish it.All Rights Reserved

comedy fakedating fiction humor random rom-com romance shapeshifter teenfiction therianthropy vampire weird

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The Day I Turned Into a Cat (Completed) by Living_Life_Forever

Have you ever wished to spend your days sitting in the sun? Not having to care about anyone or anything? Never having to worry about make-up, boys, clothes, money, or family? Well then I, Rachel Robby, can relate. I fact, I wished the very same thing upon a shooting star. Well, I thought it was a shooting star, but it could have been an airplane. Or maybe, if you believe in aliens, you would have thought of it to be a UFO. Anyways, my wish came true. So here I am, stuck in my cat Dexter's body, when I'm actually supposed to be sipping on a margarita on a white sandy beach in Maui for my yearly vacation. Either way, I still get relax and I'm even starting to enjoy my life. That is, until I find out that I'm not the only person-gone-animal. So for now, I'm trying to find a way to get not only myself, but also my new companion, back into human form before the cat drags in something even worse.

Regret by DeeDynastie

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Shifty Inventor by Days54G

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Feathers and Carnations by Gingerassassin

All Han Jisung has known is life in the mafia. From stealing on frozen streets to living the high life of a talented informant, he's been able to take whatever life throws at him. That is, until his team, Nightfield, goes after the notorious rogue mafia don, Lee Minho. After a failed mission and a tense encounter, Jisung's life is thrown upside-down. Through Minho, he learns more about his blurry, unclear past, about who he is, and what love can mean in such a dark world. All while something bigger, something more sinister, lurks in the shadows around them. *This is for fun but I'm also SUPER proud of this story (it's like my best written one lol) * This is a fanfiction related to the K-pop group, Stray Kids, but it doesn't read like one. If you don't know this group, you don't need to. I'm basically using these men as the 'actors' for my characters. *this will he the only fanfic I write on this account. If you want more minsung, go to my other account @allisung111 *this does not reflect the real characters/images of the real guys, and I'm in no way saying this is how they should be. (again, this is for fun) *I don't own anything except this story idea and the things written lol *further info in the first part

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A Love Born from Nightmares (Rewritten Version) by brokecranberry

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Veins of Winter by CherriWindem

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