Scarred from the Prisoner of Azkaban (Harry Potter Fan Fiction Retelling)
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  • Reads 149
  • Votes 21
  • Parts 20
  • Time 3h 53m
Complete, First published Sep 30, 2024
Harry's got a mystery on his hands: why has Sirius Black, the most notorious prisoner in the magical world, broken out of top-security Azkaban? Surely it's not just to get Harry's autograph. 

See the funnier side of 'Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban' in this side-splitting parody of Harry's third year at Hogwarts in 'Scarred from the Prisoner of Azkaban.' This isn't your typical magical adventure. Get ready for a laugh-out-loud hippogriff ride filled with quirky characters, unexpected personalities, and a whole lot of chaos.

Hogwarts is colder than a penguin's nose, thanks to some depressing Dementors patrolling around, and magic has gone viral with the launch of Wiztagram, the magical community's answer to Instagram. Suddenly, everyone's dressing up as Sirius Black for the latest scare-your-friends challenge.

Ron's got his hands full with a boggart that, for some reason, looks exactly like Harry. Hermione's somehow squeezing two classes into one period and trying not to crumble from the workload. And, as if things couldn't get any weirder, a fluffy Bichon Frisé puppy keeps trailing Harry around like he's the star of some bizarre dog-walking reality show.

Meanwhile, Lavender Brown's supposed psychic skills have turned her into the latest Wiztagram influencer sensation, the Dursleys plummet out of the sky during a Quidditch match, and the Divination teacher is selling personalized teacups on the side.

Join Harry and his hilariously dysfunctional friends in these 20 chapters as they navigate ghostly deer, anxious werwolves, and bogus psychics in 'Scarred from the Prisoner of Azkaban.' Only die hard Harry Potter fans will recognize the deep cut references and foreshadowing to the later books! Get ready for a magical journey filled with humor and a whole lot of fun!

This is a fan fiction parody retelling of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by J.K. Rowling, written for non-commercial use.

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