Can't you just text me before you come over like any normal person?
KittyKatZorse
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  • Reads 1,716
  • Votes 92
  • Parts 11
  • Time 1h 44m
KittyKatZorse
Complete, First published Nov 04, 2024
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Ten times Deadpool showed up unexpectedly and one time he didn't. Missy's self-proclaimed BFF, Wade, never texts before he shows up and Missy is paying for it dearly. Friendship and fluff with a maybe a little something more. Part 1 of my Wade/Missy series. 

First published in 2016 on fanfic . net which rather dates some of the references.
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Can't you just wake me up before you disappear like any normal boyfriend?

6 parts Ongoing

The seven times Deadpool wasn't there when Missy woke up, and the one time he was. Missy always seems to wake up to find Wade gone and when he does finally show up, she always ends up paying for it dearly. Sequel to 'Can't you just text me before you come over like any normal person?'

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