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Calamardo x Gustavo Cerati (yaoi) (shitpost)

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Gustavo Cerati, un famoso artista de rock nacional Argentino, se topa con la propuesta de una colaboración musical de un artista primerizo que quiere expandir su fama. Calamardo Tentaculos es un clarinetista interesado unicamente en la fama de Cerati, este le ofrece una gran cantidad de dinero por su colaboración a la que este no puede negarse. Se ven ambos obligados a trabajar juntos, pero pese a sus diferencias y peleas, con el tiempo, construyen una relación más allá de lo profesional.

Todas las burlas hacia Gustavo Cerati en esta miseria de texto en una pantalla son meramente inventadas (solo me escuché 1 tema de bocanada y me gustó 💀)All Rights Reserved

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