Can't you just wake me up before you disappear like any normal boyfriend?
KittyKatZorse
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  • Reads 361
  • Votes 20
  • Parts 6
  • Time 45m
KittyKatZorse
Ongoing, First published Jan 09
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The seven times Deadpool wasn't there when Missy woke up, and the one time he was. Missy always seems to wake up to find Wade gone and when he does finally show up, she always ends up paying for it dearly. 

Sequel to 'Can't you just text me before you come over like any normal person?'
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