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Common Stories

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In a world where chaos meets absurdity, two unlikely protagonists, Liam and Wallace, embark on an unplanned descent into mayhem. What begins as a seemingly ordinary day-complete with bizarre sleep talk and workplace drama-spirals into a journey of reckless antics, magical encounters, and apocalyptic hilarity. When Wallace stumbles upon a treasure chest harboring a semi-god capable of granting lifetime wishes, his eccentric mind unleashes a torrent of nonsensical disasters: lime-flavored tornadoes, floods of expired chocomilk, and even a cheesy volcanic eruption.

But as the absurdity escalates, Wallace's delusions of grandeur take a darker turn, threatening the fabric of reality itself. With his colleagues-Liam, Motorola Robo, .fla File, and Runs-racing to contain the chaos, it becomes a battle of wits, willpower, and sheer luck to stop Wallace from becoming the city's ultimate unhinged overlord.

Will their teamwork prevail, or will Wallace's wild imagination doom them all in the most ridiculous way possible? Find out in this laugh-out-loud, action-packed tale where the only certainty is chaos.All Rights Reserved

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