[Arkham batman]: A maids choice
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  • Reads 4,726
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  • Parts 8
  • Time 2h 2m
Ongoing, First published Feb 03
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The first world was so determined to eliminate him and send him off to the next life, but it turns out that the world just despises him in general.

Who would have thought things would turn out like this? The world wavers, trying to come to terms with the entity that has emerged within it, and the only thing keeping this being at bay is its master-or perhaps a friend? Or maybe something more?

"{Giggle} Maybe you should consider taking a break for once, Master, instead of trying to impose the will of the god onto this poor clown. {Laughter} {Laughter}"

"And I still can't figure out why you keep saying what your doing all the time when I've fixed you over 30 times already.."

Who would have thought that this serious man, who goes out at night to put people in hospitals by breaking the bones of criminals, would eventually find at least some peace when meeting this silly maid a long time ago.
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