Najbardziej bezużyteczne i niepotrzebne fakty o mnie - Adam Mickiewicz - Wattpad

Najbardziej bezużyteczne i niepotrzebne fakty o mnie

jebacslowackiego

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Parts 11
Time 8m

Reads 73
Votes 7
Parts 11
Time 8m

jebacslowackiego

beka cos faktyomnie humor xd

Chuj wie czemu to pisze tak jakoś (muszę sie wyżalić potzrebuje atencji)

więc to będzie 10 bezużyteczny he faktów o mnie SŁUCHAMY NIE OCENIAMY

gitara siema jestem taki elo elo 320 no i zalpl i td no niunia chcesz pobrykać na moim kucyku? (co ja gadam)
zapalara tak mnie nazywają na dzielni (srac mi sie chce)All Rights Reserved

beka cos faktyomnie humor xd

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