'𝐈𝐟 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞, 𝐈 𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧'.' Finding the perfect man had always been a struggle. Your exes? Nothing but toxic, one disappointment after another. But at least you had Kyle-your best friend. He was always there to pick up the pieces whenever another relationship crashed and burned. A great guy. You and Kyle were just friends, purely platonic... right? most impressive rankings: #7 in - kylebroflovski #3 in - stanmarsh #9 in - sp kyleb!southpark x fem!reader started: 10/02/2025 ended: 04/03/2025All Rights Reserved