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1v1 1x1 chủcông confession dammy danmei hiệnđại hàihước đammỹ

Tác giả: 尺愉 - Xích Du.

Editor: Pi Pi.

Thể loại: Đam mỹ, Hiện đại, HE, Chủ công, Hài hước, Truyện ngắn.

Bánh ngọt nhỏ, nghĩ đến đâu viết đến đấy.

1v1, HE, cuối cùng đôi bên đều "bẻ cong" thành công

-- Dưới đây là phần giới thiệu nghiêm túc (mà thật ra cũng chẳng nghiêm túc lắm) --

Tôi có một cấp dưới hoàn hảo: tốt nghiệp đại học danh tiếng, thông minh, tháo vát, độc lập, nghiêm túc, điềm tĩnh, xử lý công việc hiệu suất, hành động quyết đoán, có khí phách, có chính kiến, lại còn trông đẹp đẽ hoàn mỹ.

Tất nhiên, mục tiêu của tôi là đào tạo cậu ấy thành một phiên bản còn thông minh hơn, tháo vát hơn, độc lập hơn, nghiêm túc hơn, điềm tĩnh hơn, làm việc hiệu quả hơn, hành động quyết đoán hơn, khí phách hơn, có chính kiến hơn... và đẹp trai hơn (gạch bỏ chỗ này đi) - một cấp dưới hoàn hảo hơn nữa.

Mọi chuyện vẫn suôn sẻ, cho đến khi...

Giây trước tôi còn nghe cậu ấy dùng giọng nói hoàn hảo của mình mỉm cười đáp "Vâng."

Giây sau đã nghe thấy một tiếng "Mẹ nó..."

Thế mà cậu ấy vẫn mím môi, giữ nguyên nụ cười hoàn mỹ đến từng độ cong nơi khóe miệng.

CP:
🔹 Bề ngoài trầm ổn, cầu toàn, xoi mói, thực ra pha lê mong manh dễ vỡ sếp công × Bề ngoài ngoan ngoãn vâng lời, thực ra bậc thầy khẩu chiến cấp dưới thụ.

Lưu ý:

Hình thức: Dạng bài viết trên diễn đàn
Góc nhìn công

Tấu hài là chính

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1v1 1x1 chủcông confession dammy danmei hiệnđại hàihước đammỹ

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