The Exiled One
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Ongoing, First published Mar 03
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The Exiled One is a razor-sharp AI generated satirical tale about greed, power, and the downfall of the world's most insufferable throuple.

Elon Musk isn't just an eccentric billionaire-he's an exiled alien, banished from his home planet for being a raging sociopath with an unhealthy obsession with money and control. Finding refuge on Earth, he falls madly in love with Donald Trump, the only human who matches his unchecked narcissism. Their duo soon becomes a trio when J.D. Vance joins their unholy alliance, forming the world's most detested power couple... plus one.

As their hunger for wealth and domination spirals out of control, a formidable team of diverse vigilantes-brilliant women and LGBTQ+ hacktivists-rises to take them down. With dazzling cyber sabotage, social media chaos, and a hefty dose of public humiliation, the vigilantes strip the trio of their power and wealth, reducing their bank accounts to the minimum wage of their respective home states.

Exiled once again, the disgraced men retreat to a tiny, miserable island, where they must finally face the one thing they've avoided their entire lives: consequences.

With biting humor and sharp political satire, The Exiled One is an outrageous, laugh-out-loud takedown of unchecked greed and fragile egos.
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