« 𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗖𝗢𝗨𝗟𝗗 the (self-proclaimed) pride of Class 1B, the ever-dramatic prodigy, the one and only Phantom Thief--𝙈𝙊𝙉𝙊𝙈𝘼 𝙉𝙀𝙄𝙏𝙊--possibly do when faced with an anxious girl from his rival class--a girl who is utterly, helplessly, 𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘭𝘺 (simping) in love with him? »
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''*𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘩* He's so dreamy. Like a prince. Like a really 𝘮𝘢𝘫𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤, 𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘺 𝘵𝘺𝘱𝘦 romantic prince with a tragic past, which is why he won't open his heart to anyo--''
''Girl, he called us benchwarmers with discount quirks.''
''OKAY BUT HE LOOKED AMAZING WHILE SAYING IT?? His silken, slicked-back hair, the crisp fabric of his uniform, the confident glint in his eyes! I'M SO--wait, do you think he uses a lavender fabric softener? ...Can he get 𝘢𝘯𝘺 more perfect?''
''You've got it SOOO bad for him. SEEK HELP--''
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. ˳ · ˖✶𓆩 𖢻 𓆪✶˖ · ˳ . *ੈ ✦ ‧ ₊˚ ⌔
started: 16th April 2025
ended: --/--/----
romcom, fluff.
𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗢𝗠𝗔𝗫𝗙𝗘𝗠!𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗥
mha characters don't belong to me, credits to horikoshi.
cover is by @1800-ZURI (shower them with love<3!)
this is to all monoma enjoyers out there😫
~by a dedicated monoma enjoyer
Oscar Piastri had always been a calm, collected kind of guy. Unshakeable, even. Lando Norris, on the other hand? Not so much.
And today? Today was the day Lando fully lost it.
(Also known as: Oscar Piastri got married at 18...and forgot to mention it.)