【𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐍'】

【𝘽𝙐𝙏 𝘼𝙏 𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝘾𝙊𝙎𝙏】
【𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐎𝐂 𝐱 𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐲 𝐓𝐚𝐢𝐥】
You know how your brain remembers your worst moments the best and likes to remind you of them late at night? What's the one that always keeps you awake, wishing you were dead? For one guy, it was an odd one. A really fucking weird moment in his life, one could say.

"𝐇𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧'!"

Yeah, the moment that stuck with him the most, even to his death, was one of his friends poking fun at his immaculate drip one time. That's it. That's the big reveal, if you could call it that. Crazy how the brain sorts through every memory right before death, looking for a solution, only to freeze at that fucking quote. What a joke.

Well, look at him now! Ballin' with a capital B in a swanky new world with a swag magic! Oh, if only life were so simple...

What? Oh, this is where the twist is supposed to appear. Um... yeah, no, life really IS that simple.