Vicodin & Vows (🔥 Season 2)
ChickenOfTheNoodle
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  • Reads 155
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  • Parts 40
  • Time 6h 50m
ChickenOfTheNoodle
Ongoing, First published May 12
19 new parts
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They're married. They're dads. They're doomed.

After surviving marriage vows, Italian bed sheets, and each other, Dr. Gregory House and Dr. James Wilson return home as reluctant husbands and even more reluctant adults. Now juggling parenting, hospice consults, and Bubbe's aggressive knitting club, the two navigate the messy, hilarious, and unexpectedly tender realities of married life.

Season 2 of Vicodin and Vows dives deep into the chaos of commitment: from questionable PTA meetings to post-honeymoon insecurity, morning intimacy with juice boxes on the nightstand, and House learning to co-parent without getting arrested. Love isn't the problem. Living with it is.

No take-backs. No Plan B. Just two brilliant, emotionally constipated men trying to build a life-and failing spectacularly, one sarcastic moment at a time.
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I, Konoha's Sage of Life

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Kanda Kyoichi transmigrated to Konoha and became a temporary instructor at the Ninja Academy. Fortunately, he awakened the Mentor System. By teaching others, he could earn rewards. Thus began Kyoichi's career as a "teacher" in the ninja world. Shisui: "Sensei's unique interpretation of the Will of Fire has given the Uchiha Clan a true sense of direction!" Asuma: "The essence of the jade lies in protecting the people, with the advanced leading the way for the less experienced. Only then can Konoha become stronger!" Kakashi: "He's my life mentor. He transformed Konoha!" ... Years later, in the memoirs of Kyoichi, now the Hokage, he wrote: "I honestly just wanted to be a life mentor!"

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