Displeasures of the Flesh (Transformers, Kaon x Reader x Vos)

❝And I am the willing victim of a cannibal. She rips out my bones just like I'm an animal.❞ - Cannibal (Tally Hall)

When you almost hit a man with you car, you always expect to get threatened. At least a little bit. What you don't expect is for said man to believe himself to be a Cybertronian trapped in a human body, and now it's your job to help him find it.

You don't quite buy it, but you know enough about people to know there are some parts of his story that are true. Particularly, the parts revolving around extreme serial torture.

In short: there is a serial killer living in your home, but you're too lonely to care.

Or; Kaon of the Decepticon Justice Division wakes up in a human body and now you have to make sure he doesn't kill anybody. Not you, though. You're not sure that's the part that matters.

Crossposted on Ao3 under the same username!