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The Deadly Tissue Box

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Here is the most original story you will ever read. Trust me.
Although I'd like to call it a horror or a thriller (something exciting like that!) it is most definatley not. It is a frightningly funny story about, well, tissue boxes. It has many strange and seriously weird unexpected twists to it, that will probably leave you laughing or just thinking WHAT DID I JUST READ?! But even though I say it is humorous, I must warn you that some content will scare you and give you nightmares. Like, honestly. Just see for yourself what I'm talking about ....All Rights Reserved

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