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I was bored one day, and boredness gave birth to this majestic book.

(Yes I know boredness isn't a word...)

Edit: I'M SORRY BUT THIS BOOK HAS REALLY SLOW UPDATES. 
I don't watch Naruto much anymore but I'll try to update when I can ;___;All Rights Reserved

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(Discontinued) New Year, New Boy [SasuNaru] |ModernAU| by Itachis-Wife

Ever heard of the phrase "New Year, New Me"? Well, Sasuke goes by the same phrase, only slightly different. "New Year, New BOY". Yep, Sasuke is the slut of the school. You read that right, he's the "S-Word". He picks boys at random and fucks them for a whole year before tossing them away like some toy. Now his hungry onyx eyes are set on the new kid with the sunshine yellow hair. He's a fine piece of ass indeed. ... "I can make you gay for a day Naru-baby," Sasuke purrs. /Heh, I'm already gay/ "No thanks, Sasuke." ... SasuNaru is life. You don't know how long I've been itching to make one of these. Like, they belong together. They /need/ to love each other. SO Enjoy This story that may be filled with smutty goodness at some point. This is a mature story, so if you don't like smutty goodness then don't read. I don't need any complaints. I do not own the characters of Naruto, they belong to Masashi Kishimoto. I only own the plot of this story. ***This story weeds out the weak, if you make it past chapter 17 you're golden***

UNREMEMBER // NaruHina by oiwuzzup

Boruto: Ha! *smirk at Naruto* since mom isn't at home now! tell me how you get her like truly in love with her!! Naruto: na-nani!? *look at Boruto with a suprised look* Boruto: *chuckle* come on, dattebasa!! Naruto: *smile at Boruto* well...there's so many ways I truly in love with her, dattebayo... I just can't explain it Boruto: *smirk* show me Naruto: *look at Boruto* -a second later- Naruto: you Baka!! *smacked Boruto's head* I can't just show you like that, dattebayo!! --- #911 naruhina - 14 February 2019

komorebi - a naruto uzumaki love story by sleepyyydaisy

DISCLAIMER -> TAKE THE FANFIC LIGHTLY ! writing this after a year (?) or two. THIS IS my first fanfiction, i never post my stuff but since i wrote this during quarantine, i thought of publishing it just to check off a task/bullet in my bucketlist. there are some parts that probably don't make much sense + are not that accurate to the plot of naruto (considering that i havent watched that show in YEARS) basically, after absorbing so many naruto fanfictions since i was in elementary, i wanted to make one for myself to please my 12-year-old self with atleast decent writing and character (bare minimum, i just want fluff in canon) THANK U SO MUCH FOR READING THIS ?! i never expected it to get attention so i sincerely apologize for some stupid parts ! i don't want to try and edit the parts since i would always find it ugly then i would delete the whole thing, and i dont want to regret writing this !!! tysm again and ily all ! 𝓴𝓸𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮𝓫𝓲 - sunlight filtered through tree leaves. Light blue hair along with the girl's eyes. The same girl who has forgotten about her origin. The girl who does not remember her capabilities. The girl who would unfold the mysteries of a clan. The girl with the light blue hair who would cross her path with a blonde knucklehead. - "ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴍʏꜱᴇʟꜰ" "ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴅɪᴇ ᴛᴏᴏ, ʀɪɢʜᴛ?" "ɪ ᴄᴀʀᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ." "ɪ'ʟʟ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍʏ ʟɪꜰᴇ." - a naruto uzumaki love story, completed (pain arc, unedited)

Naruto: The Best ANBU by DemonOfADiamond

What if Naruto Uzumaki was smarter than he let on? What if Naruto was the smartest of his generation? What if Naruto was stronger than he seemed? What if Naruto was the famous ANBU Captain Killer Fox? What if these are not 'what if's'? I do not own any pics/videos used, and I do not own Naruto and any other characters other than any of my oc. (This book builds up so much, but is pretty anticlimactic. This was my first fanfic, so don't expect to much.)

Naruto: Black Fox of Konoha (Discontinue and Rewriten) by MaddogMurdock_son

I don't own Naruto or it's characters. This fanfic will not follow the cannon. At the age 4 Naruto Uzumaki was brutally attacked by mob and left to die. The attack however did not kill him just nearly made him blind. Naruto ends meets up meeting the Kyuubi but instead of the evil monster he expected he meets the one he grows to see like a father. The night of the attack he learns of his heritages and is trained under Kyuubi. To many believe he is the dead-last weak loser with no family but secretly he is a badass and a genius who be considered a prodigy among prodigies. Only few knows the truth of Naruto for now in time others will learn he is a force to be recked with. He keeps his skills close to the vest as he can but secrets don't stay secrets forever. One things for sure the black fox of Konoha is force to be recked with. Special Abmu black op squad member Captian code name: Black Fox was an SS-Rank ninja with a flee when sighted warning in the bingo book. None of his targets escaped once he decided or is order to kill them. No one besides select few knows his true identity or looks all they have to identify him were his blue sharingan eyes and black fox mask. No one knew that the one feared by the five great nations was none other than Naruto Uzumaki-Namikazi-Senju. Naruto was about to embark on his most frustrating mission yet. Hiruzen Sarutobi the third Hokage wanted Naruto to make friends his own so he makes him go to the academy and makes him be part of a gennin squad. He hoped that by doing this Naruto learn that their are important things in life besides compling missions. Of course this mission there's condition from both sides. What if Naruto wasn't on team 7? What if Naruto still had family alive? What if he had a harem? What if certain people were alive/didn't die? What if Naruto was trained by itachi? What if Naruto had shinsui eyes were transplanted into Naruto? What if certain people were genderbend? What if Naruto was a seal master?

Our Wild Dreams by 1awesomestar

A funny crack-fic I got inspired to continue, a fanfic I found and wanted to continue and edit a little. Hope you have a laughing fit. I don't own the characters, nor do I own the the pins and only part of the story is mine.

Saruto Hyuga: The Last Generation by ruby_myalias

Saruto Hyuga, an orphan in Konoha village, finally gets an answer to his life-long question. Once a boy with no history, no hope and no parents, he figures out he's the child of the missing heroes of Konoha, Sarada Uchiha and Boruto Uzumaki. The boy, harnessing powers of generations past, goes on an illegal journey outside his country to get more power and more answers when a long-time brewing war begins to finally boil over and start around him. Saruto-who took the news carelessly has actively converses with a former antagonist of Konoha who orally promises the boy an explanation as to why he's the last blood of three extinct clans, causing Saruto to indirectly participate in the war. Only with that, events leading after this affects everything until seemingly antagonistic figures ruins the near climax of one of the greatest and deadliest wars in shinobi history. ---- 🌟 Needs extreme editing. 🌟 BIG WARNING! I am constantly changing details in the story so nothing is set even if it's marked complete. I'm talking major details and plot points can be changed. Fanfiction I do not own the Naruto or Boruto series nor all of the mutual characters and concepts presented in this book. This will be in a "manga" style so if this little warning is still here, it means this story is a backbone to my plot and I will probably add fillers and elaboration on important information later. All images don't belong to me. This book will include a lot of spoilers to the Boruto and (if you hadn't read it yet) Naruto series. I suggest reading the mangas and watching the animes first before reading this.

*COMPLETED* don't let go (sasunaru) by waterymelons

"Hey, Naruto?" "What, babe?" I asked softly, tilting my head up to gaze into the onyx eyes of my lover. "Promise me that you'll never leave me. Swear to me, Naruto Uzumaki, that you'll always be by my side, through every little thing. Assure me that I'll never have to know another day without you." I frown slightly, my usual casual smirk still intact but a bit distorted by the furrowing of my brows. I stare down at Sasuke, confused by his out-of-the-blue demand and the worried look clouding his normally cool obsidian eyes. He inhales deeply and continues. "Even if it's a lie, I'll believe it, just tell me that you'll never let me go." I feel tears well up in my dull cerulean eyes and bite my lip to keep them from spilling onto my cheeks. All I can do is nod and stutter, "O-Of course, I-" His lips crash into mine, and suddenly hot, wet tears are rolling down both of our faces. I smile into the kiss, and the shared fear of losing each other slowly dissipates, replaced by raw passion. A few minutes pass, and Sasuke breaks off the kiss, though reluctantly. I sniff and wipe my eyes. "I love you so much," I whisper, reaching up to tuck a strand of raven hair behind his ear. He beams at me, his charcoal eyes glistening in the sheer moonlight. "I love you too." ----------------------- Disclaimer; I don't own Naruto, obviously. Hard Yaoi, be-(lieve it!)ware. Many triggers. Sad, sort of twisted ending. Don't like, don't read. Lemons. Again, don't like, don't read. Also, just so you know; the book sucks at first, because I was a lil' noob when I started out writing it, but please keep reading, as I can promise you it gets much better. All twenty chapters from Naruto's POV :-) No Sasuke POV. I was going to do one, but decided not to. One very short epilogue chapter at the end from the narrator's POV.

Danganronpa Trigger Happy Groupchat by LukeTheNoob

Why did I do this? Because I was bored. Am I biased towards my favourite game? Maybe. ANYWAYS ENJOY ASIUYGFDISUGDBOU Updates every day :D

Children of the Same World by Original_Blossomer

A few (too many) Naruto characters are thrown into the world of Bnha with no clue how to return. This is basically just a book full of scenarios and interactions between Naruto and Bnha characters. I wrote this for myself and my brother is forcing me to publish it, please don't take this too seriously. (The cover was edited by me, but the picture is from Google.)

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UNREMEMBER // NaruHina cover

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Naruto: Black Fox of Konoha (Discontinue and Rewriten) cover

Our Wild Dreams cover

Saruto Hyuga: The Last Generation cover

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Children of the Same World cover

(Discontinued) New Year, New Boy [SasuNaru] |ModernAU|

Ever heard of the phrase "New Year, New Me"? Well, Sasuke goes by the same phrase, only slightly different. "New Year, New BOY". Yep, Sasuke is the slut of the school. You read that right, he's the "S-Word". He picks boys at random and fucks them for a whole year before tossing them away like some toy. Now his hungry onyx eyes are set on the new kid with the sunshine yellow hair. He's a fine piece of ass indeed. ... "I can make you gay for a day Naru-baby," Sasuke purrs. /Heh, I'm already gay/ "No thanks, Sasuke." ... SasuNaru is life. You don't know how long I've been itching to make one of these. Like, they belong together. They /need/ to love each other. SO Enjoy This story that may be filled with smutty goodness at some point. This is a mature story, so if you don't like smutty goodness then don't read. I don't need any complaints. I do not own the characters of Naruto, they belong to Masashi Kishimoto. I only own the plot of this story. This story weeds out the weak, if you make it past chapter 17 you're golden