Bruno Mars Fiction: Military Worries

I was telling Bruno Mars about how the Military will be like so He was opened about it. Well of course! Instead of farting after the training, why not we hang out first. Bruno lectured me, grounded me because He thinks I was a farty pants but man! Haha stop talking about a fart, it's nasty man!

Well we can't cut the cheese because Future Soldier Training is coming up soon.