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Bad Jokes (boyxboy)

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Racism is a huge problem between humans and monsters, and well just so happens that I'm a monster. A lot of humans don't think I'm suitable for working conditions and when I'm on break, just walking around, humans make comments under their breath. But I didn't pay much attention to it... well that was until the most obnoxious, rude, smart mouth, stubborn, self-centered, bigot I've ever met stumbled into my life. His name is Corey, Daniel Woods. The worst part? I'm absolutely in love with him. Cheesy right? Yeah, I'd think so too, but it's true. Another problem, He hates pretty much everything, including himself. How do I know? It's obvious... How he never smiles, he doesn't speak very much [but when he does it just makes everyone want to punch him in his nose], and the main reason I know... is the scars. Nobody else notices them but me... it's sad really, that the only one who cares... is someone he hates...All Rights Reserved

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We Speak In Hands (Gaster x Female!Reader)

Gaster is the current royal scientist, set with a mission to break the barrier and free monster-kind from their underground prison. His loyalty and persistence to the task is clear, since he'll make whatever sacrifice necessary to complete it. However, even a perfectionist can be blind to some of their own flaws. Gaster has a habit of pushing things or himself too far. An accident occurs in the lab. Whilst trying to save him; one of his lab assistants, Y/N, gets injured. Burdening himself with even more pressure and guilt to fix it, Gaster thinks that doing all of her work for her will cover up the incident. Still, the sad reality is that the damage can't be undone. Well, Gaster ends up spending more and more time with her. As a result, both of them gain an entirely new perspective of the other, they aren't just another monster in a lab coat anymore. Hey! It's Oreo aka Writer~San! Undertale, it's characters, and it's fanart do not belong to me. However, the story does!!! I hope you enjoy it! (^w^)~