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"You're such a factionless mundane from the capital!"

"I'd rather kiss a crank"

Insults referring to books are insults that a lot of readers will probably laugh at. If you don't understand, you probably haven't read the book that it's relating to :D

99% OF THESE INSULTS ARE ORIGINALLY THOUGHT OF AND CREATED BY ME 

Please be warned that this book may contain spoilers :)

Highest Ranking: #112 in humour 

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[Not saying these to anyone, they're just made-up insults that would be funny if you understand :) All words belonging to authors (such as factionless, etc) belong fully to the authors and I own nothing]All Rights Reserved

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Harry Potter Texts {COMPLETE} by -AwkwardPenguin-

Somehow the magical world has grasped onto the concept of texting and now anything could happen. From Ron being Ron and Voldemort wanting a nose, the possibilities are endless. Oh would you look at that; Snape has a knack for gifs. If you're hoping this has a lot to do with the plot of the Harry Potter books you're looking in the wrong area. This, my friends, is a bunch of weird crap thrown together that I hope go with their personalities. If you like Twenty Øne Piløts, Supernatural, Sherlock, pies, gifs, and OUAT then this might actually be the book for you. WARNING: I wrote this... so long ago. I honestly might as well be a who different person now so f a i r warning lmao. The cringe is strong, for me at least.

(read desc.)Countryhumans Oneshots by Indra_Reaper

Here we go just another ch oneshot book, have fun (Mature tag is for potential cursing) NOTE: This book is on indefinite hiatus as I'm no longer in the fandom and cannot actively exercise my creativity and energy toward adding to it. I won't be able to accept any requests at this time, so apologies for any unmet requests and discontinued series. - (I did however add a requests page in addition to the revised description, if you're wondering why it's empty) --- Request page is for requests so that I won't miss it. - Some requests will be rejected if I'm either uncomfortable with fulfilling it or unable to. - I will {NOT} be doing reader inserts, OC or statehumans asks, smut, or dark themes (dead dove). Suggestive works will be either done of my own accord or are old works that I won't do anymore. - I may experiment if I'm in the mood. Some fics will be one-off things and not have a sequels. Some will have tropes that I won't replicate in any other work. - Some tropes/dynamics may recur across multiple fics. - Some old works are cringe and/or crack. Read at your own risk. Vast majority of this is meant to be lighthearted; if you find something offensive and/or problematic then please let me know so I can edit or delete it, thank you. - For all the parts that have an "aw bummer" cover pic, you're welcome to find a fitting pic for the ship or draw one yourself. --- ABBV. KEY for quick ToC browsing: F (female) M (male) NB (nonbinary) R (romantic) P (platonic) FA (familial) NS (no ship) RJ (reader's judgment) F (fluff) A (angst) HC (hurt/comfort) D (domestic) AU (alternate universe) C (crack) LF (long fic) SF (short fic/drabble) ST (special trait[specified in fic] UL (unrequited love) ER (established relationship) Some will have further specifications of the relationship/story in the part itself. All works will have a word count at the beginning. >Happy Readings<

School And What We Do In It by Judyharris1414

"It is really funny and high key relatable." - GowriNandanag (Completed/editing) **** This book is about all the weird things teachers do and ask us to do. It also contains too sassy comebacks, weird dance moves, quite a few awkward silences and a whole lot of laughs. Find out in this book, the problems school gives us, the heartbreaks and the love and hate for the teachers and homework. And maybe, stay tuned for, a little Valentine's Day romance! Join us, the grade 7 class of 2018, on this roller coaster ride we call, 'school life.' **** Highest rankings: #1 in #Lolmoments Finished : 2.1.2019 This story can also be found on @Humour's profile reading list: Young. Dumb. And Full of Fun. Cover made by @geminigraphics

His Ugly Girl by KiddieXCX

Book 1 in the Annoyance series Note: this is my first book. Unedited. It's mostly for me to know that I can never write anything as bad as this. Now you may indulge, I advise that you laugh your way through this. "Well i say lots of words to lots of people." My face went red, "I meant to say I'm sorry for bumping into you, please don't ruin my life." He chuckled, "What do you mean?" He took my hands and rested them on his shoulders, "I mean, your Harrison Ryder." He nodded, "Yes Iam and you are an ugly girl." I scoffed, "Jerk." **************** Liberty Summers is quiet so quiet that most people haven't heard the sound of her voice, but after she meets Harrison Ryder her voice comes out and with the persona ugly girl, he quickly realises tha beautiful girl underneath the silent. Warning this book is cliché but emotional. It may cause random laughter out breaks. anger crying and the need to want more. not to mention it will make you feel sad for Liberty. The insults kill me whilst I'm writing. Cover by: @Fenu6789 #1 huggs #41 in Ugly #12 in just read it

Revenge Of The Fat Wallflower|✓ by Nikithasuz123

(Editing) His eyes widen and his lips part in pain as he stares wordlessly at me and then at the large blotch that forms around his chest . He clutches it as he coughs in pain. I didn't get to push him into a sewer, but this feels so much better. I sardonically chuckle to myself before leaning in to whisper into his ear. "Gotcha." - - - I was a nobody . A big fat wallflower that was always in the background. The only mistake I made was confessing to the school's prince. That day I was completely and utterly humiliated. It's been two years and now I'm back. Back for some sweet revenge. #Winner of the Pre-Watty awards for best laugh worthy book. *Filled with humor and jokes that can't stop you from chuckling ;) # 1 ranking in Stop bullying (10/5/18) #11 In Humor (1/6/18) ©Nikithasuz123 Cover credits to unreadymage. Amazing cover XD

My Hot And Sexy But Also Slightly Disturbing Story With The Mafia Man by unagi_bxtch

"Okay, so I'm the type of girl that's spent most of her adolescent, hormonal years reading steamy stories on some reading app. My favourite type of books? Hot Italian Mafia books. Don't ask me why, but there's something about a spaghetti speaking drug lord that's always been so hot to me. I grew up in Canada, a country that doesn't have that much linguini speakers. My goal: When I'm eighteen, I'm moving to America, finding myself a hot mafia guy in New York and making him kidnapp me, and that's exactly what I did." Malia is a crazy, smart ass, optimistic nineteen year old. She finally moves to America to pursue her medical student dreams. She has a decent job, but it's not enough to pay for her student loans and rent, so she does what any other human being would do- borrows money from one of the biggest mafia families in New York. When she's unable to pay off her debt, she finds herself in a situation that fourteen year old Malia would've killed to be in: she's on the Italian Mafia's radar. The D'Angelo family is dangerous, filthy rich and of course, Italian. Luca D'Angelo is a smug, cocky, arrogant, sexy mob boss- so basically Malia's dream guy. When she gets kidnapped by Luca in order to pay back her debt, it's a sick, twisted, steamy dream come true for Malia Nelson. It's every clichè, comical, cringy situation that's ever happened in any mafia book, all crammed into this pile of shit. How bad can it be? Includes: DADDY KINK BDSM A HOT PIECE OF LASAGNA BOYXBOY EVEN THO THEY ACT LIKE THEY AINT GAY BUT WE ALL KNOW ITS LIES TEACHERXSTUDENT TEACHERXCOWORKER TEACHERXCLASSPET THE TEACHER IS FUCKING EVERYONE A BOOK FILLED WITH YOUR DEEPEST DARKEST SEXIEST FANTASIES Disclaimer: This is a parody of every Mafia book written on wattpad. Enjoy!

Fandom Jokes by AwesomeAsIndigo

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Tyler Talk [Complete] by KillerCatZiller

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Aqua's Zesty Art Dump by jellythebean11

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Rule One// c.h by Justeen_96

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Harry Potter Texts {COMPLETE}

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