The Farm
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  • Reads 1,041
  • Votes 36
  • Parts 20
  • Time 2h 15m
Ongoing, First published Jan 01, 2016
"Morning, doll."
"Morning."
"Jeez, you've been at it. Haven't you?" Tom said when he smelled the alcohol on Lexi.
"Fuck it. I tried to get my life in order this weekend. Every time I even thought of Joe, I needed a drink."
"O, baby. It's that bad?"
"Tom, I love that man. The problem is, I also like Jack. I don't know what to do."
"So, you get drunk." Tom laughed.
"Basically" Lexi smiled.

When an affair with Joe Perry, ends up in a ditch, Lexi meets Jack. Jack and Joe know each other. What Jack doesn't know, is that Lexi has a past filled with drugs, alcohol, bad boys and celebrity.
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