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The Random Ravings of an Absurd Author

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Pyromaniacs Anonymous: [Kai X Reader] by xoxoconstellations

!! THIS BOOK IS UNDER HEAVY EDITING, PLEASE EXCUSE THE MESS !! People go through grief in different ways. Some grieve in a way that feels foreign and wrong. "It's okay! You're allowed to feel this way!" "But I'm not. It's wrong. It all feels wrong. I am wrong." "You can start doing the right thing again! Just come back to them." "I can't." He was supposed to change the world, but around him the world burned.

Alliance: [Cole X Reader] by xoxoconstellations

Honestly, it's not easy being the sister to the guy who can zap you whenever he chooses. I mean I love him and all... I remember the day it all started, crazy really. Our lives changed because of that day. Being the normal sibling isn't the easiest thing ever, and I never really asked for it... but it did lead me to my best friends. And the one I fell head over heels for. I just never saw it coming. !! I don't own the characters or any of the art unless specified !! Start- may 30, 2018 Completed- January 5, 2019 Ranks- #1 in ninjagocole #1 in ninjagojay #9 in Ninjagokai #9 in ninjagozane #1 in ninjagonya #1 in Ninjagowu #4 in colexreader #1 in ninjago fan fiction #1 in ninjago

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The RGB Siblings by NinjafanLL007

The Smith siblings, Kai and Nya, together with their little foster brother, Lloyd, try to survive their difficult life with their abusive foster parent. They live far from everything, have little to no personal possessions, and lead difficult lives as their guardian's source of income. All they have is each other. One day, just as things start to become unbearable in the siblings' lives, an old sensei comes to meet the three siblings and makes them an all too intriguing offer. He gives them the chance to a new life. How will the siblings cope with the drastic transition from being neglected in an abusive household to living in a peaceful monastery amongst kind and caring people? How will their broken mindsets and crippling fears affect them and their parts in a prophecy? How will two boys both dressed in green find peace after a war lights up between them? ------------- This story is only meant to be a bit of fun for me and my readers, so it won't be as well-written as my other books. It's just supposed to be something I can write for fun and don't have to feel stress over :) -This story does not follow the LEGO Ninjago plot or timeline, but is alternative with some similarities to the show -Most of the characters belong to LEGO Ninjago -This story includes dark topics such as abuse, violence, injuries and generally anything. Graphic scenes will be included. -None of the art in the chapters or the cover is mine.

Tyler Talk [Complete] by KillerCatZiller

The book of random shtick that I will probably update the most because I made it as an excuse to write in a book as constant as possible on wattpad and if you tried to read this out loyd you probably could not say it in one breath without involuntarily taking a breath.... I think my thumb grew a muscle when I wrote this. xD.

Tournament of Devastation by Sir_Nexo

She wanted to forget him so badly, to hate him, to crush him out of her heart. But she can't change what her heart tells her. Now is the final countdown to see if they can make things up or die in pure disappointment... [Takes place two years after Master of the Mountain] After the events of Shitaro, the cities of Ninjago have split up into kingdoms to provide peace and harmony. The years have gone in a flight and the infamous ninja weren't needed anymore, causing them to go their own ways eventually. Some went to do their thing, some stayed at the monastery in case to protect Ninjago. So does Lloyd. Now hes alone with only Kai on his side as they try to hold the monastery in place. Someday, Lloyd got an anonymous invatation. To cover up the incoming danger, he has to reunite the former ninja in order to face the new threat. But not everthing is going to plan, as the ninja have to find their strength as team again. Not only them, as Lloyd has to face his emotions when he meets an old friend. Will Lloyd find the other ninja? Are they willing to help him after all the years and find their strength as a team again? What is this invatation and who sent it? ═─═─═─═ ►═─═─═─═ Ships that are contained in this book: •Llorumi •Jaya •Kailor •Pixane ═─═─═─═ ►═─═─═─═ Started: 28.07.'24 Ended: ???

Power by JustWalking7

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Pyromaniacs Anonymous: [Kai X Reader]

!! THIS BOOK IS UNDER HEAVY EDITING, PLEASE EXCUSE THE MESS !! People go through grief in different ways. Some grieve in a way that feels foreign and wrong. "It's okay! You're allowed to feel this way!" "But I'm not. It's wrong. It all feels wrong. I am wrong." "You can start doing the right thing again! Just come back to them." "I can't." He was supposed to change the world, but around him the world burned.