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Moolissa and the Farting Chicken

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I know this story sounds ridiculous but thats how my brain works. Also, quick disclaimer all rights to the name Moolissa go to the creators of Bobs Burgers: Wendy Molyneux, Lizzie Molyneux, and Dan Fybel. But the plot is mine and so is my OC the Emu. EnjoyAll Rights Reserved

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