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Random Book of Randomness

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Reads 978
Votes 36
Parts 51
Time 41m

artifacts diary edgy help hí journal oftheoldme old random relics yeet

the description below and most of the chapters, aside from the few latest ones, are from younger me. therefore they may be a bit edgy or spontaneous. if you like that then go right ahead. i may be updating this book again so hope you enjoy.

WARNING: RANDOMNESS SHALL ENTAIL IN THIS BOOK. THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING, PERSON. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Hello, human. I see you have laid your eyes upon this... what should I call it... description. How did I know? CUZ IM A WIZARD, YOUNG CHILD. Gandalf to be precise. Or Dumbledore? Mehhhhhhhhh idk really. Sadly, the only thing I cannot control is if you read this or not. (Though I can use hypnotism... I need to test that out.) That is beyond my powers. So the choice is up to ya', CHOSEN ONEEEEEEE. Choose wisely. For you may regret your decision in the end.ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ=3=3=3All Rights Reserved

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