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Not all Blondes do Backflips

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Reads 16,692,097
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Parts 28
Time 9h 32m

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Stereotypes.

I hate them.

On my first day at my new school, a girl in a blue and white cheerleader's uniform told me I 'looked like a cheerleader' and asked me to come to tryouts.

I almost decked her.

Blonde hair and blue eyes do not a cheerleader make.

Cheerleaders can be bitchy and mean but they can also act all happy and excited and they can drool and swoon over Finn Wallace – the hands-down hottest guy in school – like there's no tomorrow.

Me?  Well, I'm just bitchy and mean.

So someone please tell me why Finn Wallace is suddenly chasing after me?

*This is NOT a Bridgit Mendler fan fiction*


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Making Out Is Good For You by sammymitchell39

Brooke is a cheerleader and definitely miss popular. Why does she feel so bad about herself then? if she has everything girls want. She gets the hot guys, the cool kids table, everybody stares at her when she walks down the hall. She's a bully. She doesn't want to but she'll lose the only "friends" she has if she doesn't. She hates herself for it. What happens when she has enough of it? .................... "Give me a reason." He said again. His face was inches from mine. I could feel his warm breath on my face. My whole body wanted him to kiss me. ....................

Hopelessly Devoted by BriellaDiamond

"Never call a girl a bitch," I glared into his eyes as he opened them, piercing into me, the bright blue drink I had just poured over him still dripping from his dark hair. "Or she just might act like one." I gave him one last sarcastic smile before pushing by him and walking away, practically strutting. Well, this year will be fun... • • • • Crystal Summers; a self-proclaimed expert in all things sarcastic and the human embodiment of destructive decisions. Trying to get away from her troubled past, she moves with her mom to California to start a new life, and potentially not screw this one up. There, she quickly meets Scarlett and Savanah, her new-found partners in crime, and her life finally begins to feel normal again for the first time in years. But she just so happens to also collide with the school's sexy, notorious jackass, Ashton Monroe.. and his pack of asswipes. She loathes him, and the feeling is mutual. But as the poets say, the line separating love and hate is a very thin one. And often times, when two people hate each other, it can grow into much more. Hopeless devotion, if you will... • • • • !!!TRIGGER WARNING!!! • slight mention(s) of suicidal concepts • substance abuse, addiction, anxiety, PTSD • sexual assault, domestic abuse • strong language and mature scenes • • • •

The Secret Crush On Mason Collins by discriminative

Having a crush on someone is what everyone goes through at one point in their life. They'll see someone and they think that they are attractive, or they'll meet someone and think that person is funny or sweet, or whatever it is that made you end up catching feelings for them. Dayna Blake, is a 16 year old girl in high school who has been crushing on a boy since her freshman year. Nobody knows about her crush on him, including her best friend Kendall. Dayna refuses to tell anyone about the crush on him because she doesn't want him to know. How long can she even keep it a secret that she's crushing on one of the cutest boys in her grade? She's been doing it for two years now, can she keep it up? Or will someone find out?

Forever Alone? by AMoodyPisces

Okay I know I might be over exaggerating but I'm seriously forever alone. I mean I'm 16 and I've never had my first kiss! Guys don't even look in my direction! I'm not the most popular girl in school but I'm not a complete nerd! And I mean I know I'm not the prettiest girl around but I don't look like medusa! I mean with my Sandy Blonde hair and Green eyes I'm at least average! I even dress up girly ever once in a while. It's not like I have some weird name. I mean Abby Chandler. I think it has a nice ring to it! I mean what could be scaring the guys away? I'm only 5'7. It's not like I'm towering over him. And at least I have some kind of Tan. I just wish one guy would see something in me. Just one guy.

The Principal's Mine (GxG) by OrMAGMs

(GXG)"You're my principal. That really upsets me because I think you're really hot and if you're a strict principal it'll make it even harder to marinate you." Her eyes widened and she gripped the towel tighter. "Well now I feel really uncomfortable." I changed her oil and rolled over the tire. "My name is Finley, Finley Williams but everyone calls me Finn. Your local delinquent..." I put the jack under her car and continued "Like it or not you'll see me a lot and I'll definitely get sent to your office. I'm telling you now so you can mentally prepare to deal with me. There aren't many principal's who quit in the middle of a semester." I changed her tire and she said "So you're a oversized elementary kid with a increased libido. If that's all I have to deal with then I'm sure I'll be fine." I smirked softly as I turned to her "Melissa is it? I would tread lightly. I always get what I want." _________________________________ Finley Williams, commonly known as Finn. The town's favorite delinquent who cares about two things. Her best friend and her skateboard. After making her last Principal quit, she's found herself bored again...that is until her new Principal comes to town. Melissa Démon. Contradictory to her name, Melissa is a sweet girl from Minnesota, excited to leave her state for a new Job opportunity as a Principal at a high school. A tall beau she is but she struggles keeping her relationship as her boyfriend is constantly unfaithful and disinterested in her...that is until she meets Finn. These two meet, making the unlikeliest of friends. But Finn can't help her attraction and Melissa is struggling to keep her relationship intact. What will happen when these two reach their breaking point. Read to find out!

A Straight Guy's Guide to Being Gay by saradope

Theo is just a normal jock living just like a normal jock should: gets into trouble, messes with the ladies (not to mention he's quite popular with them) and doesn't care about anyone but himself. But when the pressure of keeping up the perfect image of a hot jock is too much, he does the only thing he can think of to stop it: be gay. Theo believes that if he can convince the entire school that he's gay, maybe he can finally relax. He turns to Finn: a smart, arrogant, well-dressed boy whose big dream in life is to get into Harvard where he can become a lawyer. He's also gay. Theo talks Finn into being his fake boyfriend, but the only problem is, Theo spent his entire life pretending to be a dumb jock. He has no idea how to be gay, how to keep up the image of being gay. But he bargains for way more than he can handle and finds that the pressure of pretending to be in a relationship with Finn and working out old problems from his past with his dad is even more difficult than fitting into the stereotype of being a jock.

The Flynn Effect by -olliee

Josephine Pryce will do anything to get out of Lakeville even if it means simply tutoring her arch-nemesis Flynn Cauley. Except when it comes to him, things aren't always simple. *** Jo and Flynn couldn't be any more different than they already are. She's an uptight, type 1 diabetic and captain of the debate club and he's a notorious womanizer with a devil-may-care attitude and seemingly nothing to worry about. But now he needs help with English and she needs money for college. So regardless of the existent feud between them, she accepts to be his tutor in her school's online peer-tutorship program. But things aren't that straightforward when it comes to him. A misconception and desperation later, they decide to become a fake unlikely couple, solely because Flynn needs to make his crush jealous and Jo needs her ex to understand that it's over. Besides, she's partly in love with the hot, gentlemanly school paper president and the only way he'll notice her, is if she somehow becomes popular. Everything will be fine as long as they follow the rules. But then again, rules are meant to be broken. (UNEDITED) Most impressive rankings; #1 in lovestory #1 in enemies #1 in angst #1 in chronic illness #1 in fake dating #1 in diabetes #1 in YA #2 in heart touching #3 in love hate #3 in enemies to lovers #6 in high school #9 in teen romance #14 in humor #102 in romance

Fake Dating The Bad Boy by Sammy_xxxxx

"Come on Austin. Please delete the video!" "No way." He smirks, "That'll be too easy." "What do you want from me?" "I need you to be my fake girlfriend." "What! No way in hell." "Fine then I'll just send this to everyone in school." "Okay fine I'll do it," I roll my eyes and he smirks, "but there's rules." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Emma Princeton(18 years old) is a normal teenage girl except she's lost a lot and has a shocking past that only a few people know about. She's not a nerd, although she gets good grades, she has a lot of friends but she's not one of the "populars". Austin King(also 18 just a couple months older), the schools bad boy. The top one in the "populars" group. He's known for dating girls for a day or two then breaking their hearts and tossing them to the side. Never thinking about them again. But what happens when Emma finds herself in a situation where Austin has a certain leverage over her and needs a fake girlfriend that's presentable to his mother and not one of his usual flings? What happens when Emma agrees, will they fall in love? Or will he just use her and break her heart like all the other girls that he's dated? There's a thin line between love and hate.

The Unpopular Cheerleader by BookishSimpleGirl

"Hello Autumn, I don't need to introduce myself cause everybody knows who I am, but I'm Blake." How does he know my name ? He answers my unasked question "I know your name because you are a cheerleader, a beautiful cheerleader." The Cheerleader effect... I smirk cause I know what he is trying to do. "Don't bother trying cause I'm not gonna fall for you, I know what you're trying to do. After all I am a cheerleader." "But you're the unpopular one," he responds. ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ Meet Autumn Noelle Carson a.k.a the unpopular cheerleader. A cheerleader that is trying to hide from the popularity forest. Unfortunately, the ropes of being a cheerleader always pulls her back in to that deadly forest. Kidnappers, return of exes, accidents, and amnesia. The poor Hershey addict has to face all of this and so much more. She's not even in a gang for crying out loud! There is only one more thing that will make her life take a 360 degree spin ; a boy. A boy that goes by the name Blake Hunter and is the football team's quarterback... (Sooo not cliché) With all of this going on she should totally forget about remaining 'unpopular'. Especially if it is going to include guys fighting for heart while she's trying to study, cheerlead, and eat chocolate.. BEWARE: THIS BOOK WAS WRITTEN AT A YOUNG AGE. You will find the strangest ideas, plot twists, and odd moments. However, TUC will remain as it is since it's my first story. 💕 #117 in teen fiction - 24/4/16 ------ ||[Cover by Stellakuipers]|| ☄BOOK 1 of The Popular Unpopular Series☄

It All Started With A Dare by justanuniquegirl

"Ashton, I know I'm not the usual type of pretty cheerleader you usually hang out with. I'm not sexy, I'm not attractive, and I'm absolutely no fun. The only thing that's good about me is probably is my brain, which coincidentally people find boring about. But I have to ask you this." I took another deep breath and gathered all of my courage I had to say the words that I had never thought would be coming out of my mouth. "Ashton Taylor, can I be your girlfriend?" *** Annabeth Chase had decided to spend her senior year with her close friends and keep her head low at her school. Her plans change she decided to play truth or dare with her friends. Because she chose a dare, she ended up having to date the school's hottest bad boy who is on the number one on the girls' 'have to date' list, Ashton Taylor. Annabeth needs to find a way to end the dare and not to fall for her incredibly hot 'boyfriend'. Now there is only one question left. Why exactly did the school's bad boy agree to date the nerdy girl? [started: november 10th 2017] || slow updates Copyright © 2017 by justanuniquegirl. All Rights Reserved.💭

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Making Out Is Good For You

Brooke is a cheerleader and definitely miss popular. Why does she feel so bad about herself then? if she has everything girls want. She gets the hot guys, the cool kids table, everybody stares at her when she walks down the hall. She's a bully. She doesn't want to but she'll lose the only "friends" she has if she doesn't. She hates herself for it. What happens when she has enough of it? .................... "Give me a reason." He said again. His face was inches from mine. I could feel his warm breath on my face. My whole body wanted him to kiss me. ....................