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*BEING EDITED VERY SLOWLY AND HEAVILY*

I gasped, glancing at the boy next to me. "She cursed... is that a bad sign?"

He makes a funny face and looks at me. "You should run."

"Great."



Rich and privileged, Jordan Rossi had it all. Maybe too much of it to the point where she didn't realize how spoiled she was. Until she got expelled and practically got kicked out of her nice and comfy home to get shipped to a whole new state to live with her cousin.

Her parents sure hoped that would be enough to get her to be a bit more responsible without anyone to fall back on. It's never that easy when there are bad habits to break. Especially if she's lived with those habits for seventeen years.

New rules, new people, and a whole lotta of homework, Jordan sure hopes she gets through it without murder on her mind.

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