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Ballad of the Marks

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I wrote this story for school, so I hope that you enjoy! Mark Zuckerburg has lost his bus driver license, and he needs the help of Mark Hamill and Mark Ruffalo to get it back from the evil clutches of Mark Twain. Will they be able to get it back? Or will they fail one of the three tasks that Twain has laid out for them?All Rights Reserved

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The Ballad of the Marks
Mon, May 30, 2016

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The Ballad of the Marks
Mon, May 30, 2016

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