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    Once Upon a Bathroom Stall
    Once Upon a Bathroom Stall
    hyrule
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    • Parts
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    • Time
      Time 1h 47m
      1 hours, 47 minutes1h 47m
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    • Reads
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    • Parts
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      4444
    • Time
      Time 1h 47m
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    hyrule
    Complete
    Complete, First published Jun 20, 2016
    ❝I- what? What are you talking about? Who is this?❞
        
        ❝Well the bathroom stall says that this number is the gateway to a good time, and unless you're trying to say that a bathroom stall is lying to me, I think I need a little more information to be sold. Do you have like a yelp page I could look up? Past customer reviews? How many stars out of five?❞
        
        ❝What are yo- oh my god, I'm going to fucking kill Marie.❞
        
        (alternatively called: a lot of people shit with pens) 
        
        written in dialogue // cover by xhemmingshugsx
    All Rights Reserved
    • boy
    • call
    • cellphone
    • college
    • conversation
    • cute
    • dialogue
    • humor
    • kiss
    • love
    • lovestory
    • newadult
    • newadultsreads
    • phone
    • relationship
    • romance
    • shortstory
    • slowbuild
    • strangers
    • teen
    • teenfiction
    • textmessages
    • youngadult
    boycallcellphonecollegeconversationcutedialoguehumorkisslovelovestorynewadultnewadultsreadsphonerelationshipromanceshortstoryslowbuildstrangersteenteenfictiontextmessagesyoungadult
    Table of contents
    • summary + author's note + playlist
      Tue, Jun 28, 2016
    • one // i'm packed and i'm holding
      Wed, Jul 6, 2016
    • two // i'm smiling, she's living, she's golden
      Sat, Jul 9, 2016
    • three // she lives for me, says she lives for me
      Thu, Jul 14, 2016
    • four // and i speak to you like
      Mon, Jul 18, 2016
    • five // the chorus of the verse
      Fri, Jul 22, 2016
    • six // chop another line like a coda with a curse
      Sun, Jul 24, 2016
    • seven // and i come on like a freak show takes the stage
      Wed, Jul 27, 2016
    • eight // we give them the games we play
      Sun, Jul 31, 2016
    • nine // the sky was gold, it was rose
      Fri, Aug 5, 2016
    • ten // i was taking sips of it through my nose
      Sun, Aug 7, 2016
    • eleven // and i wish i could get back there
      Fri, Aug 12, 2016
    • twelve // someplace back there
      Mon, Aug 15, 2016
    • thirteen // smiling in the pictures you would take
      Mon, Aug 22, 2016
    • fourteen // will left you up until you break
      Mon, Aug 22, 2016
    • fifteen // how do i get back there
      Wed, Aug 24, 2016
    • sixteen // to the place where i fell asleep inside you
      Sat, Aug 27, 2016
    • seventeen // i believe in the sand beneath my toes
      Sat, Aug 27, 2016
    • eighteen // the beach gives a feeling
      Fri, Sep 2, 2016
    • nineteen // an earthy feeling
      Thu, Sep 8, 2016
    • twenty // i believe in the faith that grows
      Thu, Sep 8, 2016
    • twenty one // and the four right chords could make me cry
      Sat, Sep 10, 2016
    • twenty two // and when i'm with you
      Wed, Sep 14, 2016
    • twenty three // i feel like i could die
      Sun, Sep 18, 2016
    • twenty four // and that would be all right
      Wed, Sep 21, 2016
    • twenty five // and you hold me
      Fri, Sep 23, 2016
    • twenty six // and we're broken
      Wed, Sep 28, 2016
    • twenty seven // still it's all that i wanna do
      Thu, Sep 29, 2016
    • twenty eight // just a little now
      Mon, Oct 3, 2016
    • twenty nine // feel myself heading off the ground
      Fri, Oct 7, 2016
    • thirty // i'm scared, i'm not coming down
      Tue, Oct 11, 2016
    • thirty one // on the urge to feel alive
      Wed, Oct 12, 2016
    • thirty two // but now i'm struggling to survive
      Wed, Oct 12, 2016
    • thirty three // she's got her jaws now
      Thu, Oct 13, 2016
    • thirty four // locked down in a smile
      Fri, Oct 14, 2016
    • thirty five // but nothing is all right
      Sat, Oct 15, 2016
    • thirty six // and i want something else
      Sat, Oct 15, 2016
    • thirty seven // to get me through this
      Tue, Oct 18, 2016
    • thirty eight // semi charmed kind of life, baby
      Wed, Oct 19, 2016
    • thirty nine // i'm not listening when you say
      Wed, Oct 19, 2016
    • forty // goodbye
      Thu, Oct 20, 2016
    • epilogue
      Fri, Oct 21, 2016
    • bonus chapter // who's your daddy
      Sat, Dec 3, 2016
    • bonus chapter // the kart king has arrived
      Thu, Mar 23, 2017

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    ❝I- what? What are you talking about? Who is this?❞
        
        ❝Well the bathroom stall says that this number is the gateway to a good time, and unless you're trying to say that a bathroom stall is lying to me, I think I need a little more information to be sold. Do you have like a yelp page I could look up? Past customer reviews? How many stars out of five?❞
        
        ❝What are yo- oh my god, I'm going to fucking kill Marie.❞
        
        (alternatively called: a lot of people shit with pens) 
        
        written in dialogue // cover by xhemmingshugsx

    44 parts

    • epilogue
      Fri, Oct 21, 2016
    • bonus chapter // who's your daddy
      Sat, Dec 3, 2016
    • bonus chapter // the kart king has arrived
      Thu, Mar 23, 2017
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