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    When We're Both Thirty
    When We're Both Thirty
    Helena_Hathaway
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    • Parts
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    • Time
      Time 6h 38m
      6 hours, 38 minutes6h 38m
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    • Reads
      Reads 124,189
      124,189124K
    • Votes
      Votes 7,325
      7,3257.3K
    • Parts
      Parts 30
      3030
    • Time
      Time 6h 38m
      6 hours, 38 minutes6h 38m
    Helena_Hathaway
    Complete
    Complete, First published Aug 07, 2016
    Mature
    Frank and Gerard were childhood friends. And then they were enemies. Finally, they became strangers. They'd been friends though, and maybe they'd been a little too affectionate, because everyone thought the two of them would get married someday. Before they became enemies, they had even agreed to use each other as a backup plan. If, by the time they both reached their thirtieth year, they hadn't found someone to marry, they'd marry each other.
          
        They have thirty three days left.
        
        THIS STORY IS INTENDED FOR 18+ AUDIENCES. I can't stop you from reading it at whatever age you are, but please be advised.
        
        DISCLAIMER: This fic features Brendon Urie as a character. It was written before allegations were made of Brendon's conduct, and I in no way support him or his actions.
    All Rights Reserved
    • both
    • chemical
    • frank
    • frankiero
    • frerard
    • funny
    • gerard
    • gerardway
    • humor
    • iero
    • mcr
    • mychemicalromance
    • romance
    • thirty
    • way
    • were
    • when
    bothchemicalfrankfrankierofrerardfunnygerardgerardwayhumorieromcrmychemicalromanceromancethirtywaywerewhen
    Table of contentsLast updated Aug 08, 2016
    • Prologue
    • Remember the Neighbor?
    • Shitdick and Fuckhead
    • More Insults
    • He's Got a Thing For Band Members
    • Blind Date
    • Stunted Conversations With Frank and Mikey, Starring Gerard Way: Part One
    • Stunted Conversations With Frank and Mikey, Starring Gerard Way: Part Two
    • Hot... and Gross
    • Impure Thoughts On High
    • [Insert Whimsical Chapter Title]
    • The Beginning of the Turn: Part One
    • The Beginning of the Turn: Part Two
    • Mikey is Basically Smarter Than Everyone On the Planet
    • Yet Another Chapter in Two Parts: Part One
    • Yet Another Chapter in Two Parts: Part Two
    • Mikey the Voyeur
    • Be Wary Where You Meddle
    • Deal With It
    • Really Long Chapter Where All That Is Achieved Is Fucking
    • Gerard the Day Tripper
    • Fuck It
    • Shattering
    • The Bitch
    • Dissecting the Soul
    • Ice Cream Will Fix It
    • The Penultimate Penultimate Penultimate Chapter
    • Somewhat Depressing Chapter
    • Something
    • Epilogue: Return of Shitdick and Fuckhead

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    • Prologue
    • Remember the Neighbor?
    • Shitdick and Fuckhead
    • More Insults
    • He's Got a Thing For Band Members
    • Blind Date
    • Stunted Conversations With Frank and Mikey, Starring Gerard Way: Part One
    • Stunted Conversations With Frank and Mikey, Starring Gerard Way: Part Two
    • Hot... and Gross
    • Impure Thoughts On High
    • [Insert Whimsical Chapter Title]
    • The Beginning of the Turn: Part One
    • The Beginning of the Turn: Part Two
    • Mikey is Basically Smarter Than Everyone On the Planet
    • Yet Another Chapter in Two Parts: Part One
    • Yet Another Chapter in Two Parts: Part Two
    • Mikey the Voyeur
    • Be Wary Where You Meddle
    • Deal With It
    • Really Long Chapter Where All That Is Achieved Is Fucking
    • Gerard the Day Tripper
    • Fuck It
    • Shattering
    • The Bitch
    • Dissecting the Soul
    • Ice Cream Will Fix It
    • The Penultimate Penultimate Penultimate Chapter
    • Somewhat Depressing Chapter
    • Something
    • Epilogue: Return of Shitdick and Fuckhead
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