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Maxmoefoe; why are you calling me
ctrlaltme
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  • Reads 35,253
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  • Parts 38
  • Time 3h 4m
ctrlaltme
Ongoing, First published Aug 25, 2016
Mature
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>In heavy editing since I wrote it when I was 15. Three years later & I'm back to writing it<

"why are you calling me max?" you roll your eyes even though you know that max can't see you do it.

"well for one you're my girlfriend..." max trails off sounding slightly hurt at your question.

"and I kind of have no where to stay since the house I was renting got burnt down." he trips over his words as if he was scared that you'd hang up before he finished his sentence.

"so you're asking-"

"if I can stay over at your house. you did live at mine for about two months so.." max cuts you off and chuckles slightly at the end.

"you're lucky I love you, Max Stanley" you mutter through the phone, pushing yourself out of bed so you can clean up the trail of destruction you've left in your house. I
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