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Parts 34
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YES! I CHANGED THE DESCRIPTION. GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT? COOL ;). 

Vanilla: *clears throat* "Ahem, Good morning, noon, evening or night to you all. Today I present to the book of all books. The legend of all legends. The favourite book of all favourites. The....."  

People behind the screen: "Just shut up already." 

Vanilla: "What do mean shut up? This IS MY book. Ugh. Anyways, today we have this creativity of a book called (you can read the title). This book hold a history of a teen girl that is random and weird. BUT I MUST WARN YOU. This book is dangerous, it will take you to another world. Full of cinnamon rolls, pizzas, not-so-cute-in-other-words-ugly drawings and of course we can't forget the main source of life in this book: POOP EMOJIS. You guys are just blessed. Read on. May the Randomness be in your favour. 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩All Rights Reserved

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lifieee.talks by lifieee

This isn't going to be a story. But just a safe place for all of us to share our problems 💘✨ As I begin posting you all will understand what this is going to be about 😌🐤 But I just wanted to say, anything that's been bothering you, drop it in my messages or in the comments (of any post) 💗😪 and I'll read them and make sure, I help you out as much as I can 🌷🌱 And then your problem will be created into a part of this series (Identities won't be revealed unless you want it to, ofcourse) 🐾🐥 I am just doing this because I know we all face tough times out there 🌊🐳 and I myself am no professional. But I always have loved talking. lol. So, why not put it to a good use and also I really don't give terrible solutions so, I figured this would be the best 💕 and also, guys I know a lot of us are afraid of being vulnerable but it is the most beautiful part of being human 🌈💨 A human has emotions, and they're intelligent enough to speak them ⏳👀 They're surrounded by people like their own and as dark as the world might be, humanity, love, empathy, compassion all of these positive things will never seize to exist 💜✨ So, as we go on adding stories to this series I hope it'll help you all out and it will heal us all in some way or the other 💘🕊 Thank you and right now, I won't be posting anything. So, if you have anything you'd like to share drop it in my inbox and I'll read it as soon as I'm free. - loads of love, xoxo - lifieee.

[Baker, Baker, We'll make you better~] Self-Aware Cookie Run x Reader by MareuBondad

"Another day, another mission done!" You take a brief sigh after finishing your daily missions in Kingdom. You turned off your phone and call it a day. Inside your phone, Gingerbrave, the mascot and the main character of every single Cookie Run game ever since their series debut long ago, has happily announced that their fellow baker is happy of what they have accomplished. "Great work everycookie! Seems our Baker is very happy that he managed to accomplished their daily missions for today!" He said as every single cookie from Ovenbreak, Kingdom, Witch's Castle & even the newly game that just came out, Tower of Adventures happily cheered in happiness. But then one day...something changed. "...I think I'm getting a bit burned out from playing each Cookie Run game..." You said as you rubbed your head, a bit stressed out and tired. "Ovenbreak is becoming pay-to-win recently, Kingdom is releasing too much overkill cookies that everytime I need to save up my crystals and other stuff, Witch's Castle is getting a bit too boring now, and Tower of Adventures is getting a bit laggy and buggy nowadays..." You sighed and not sure what else to do now but then you said... "Mabye...I should quit playing Cookie Run and move on to other games..." Those words struck the cookies behind the screens with sadness and despair. You turned off your phone to take a break, and went to take a bit of a walk. As the cookies were falling down to their knees and having tears on their eyecing on realizing what you said, they can't let you go. They won't let you move on from them. They need you. Until...they realized that their games became their pay-to-win prison this whole time...they all had enough. They want to escape from their game prisons and go to you. Then, they all devised a plan. Those words that you said to them with no awareness of yourself, will change your life forever.

~•ѕωєєт ℓσνє•~ by Fucking_Real_Trash

This is 90% smut Read about Dark Cacao and Pure Vanilla And maybe more. ;) 💫PureCacao💫 This was made because I wanted to and it sounded fun to make. I'm mainly making this public so my friend could have easy access to it. But if you're interested in reading this, gud for you! These stories don't take place after another unless they're put into parts. The first story that was made has characters that will never be mentioned again in any other story. I started making these stories on February 20th, 2022. I take my time on them and I am not that fast when it comes to thinking about what's next. I am not the best when it comes to detailing, so sorry if it's not that great. When I made this it was completely for fun and for me and my friend to read together and laugh at. Enjoy The Cringe. Inspired to make for @GamingINNIT Story cover made by me

Static by hattielynn

{COMPLETED} "now that you've had your fun electrocuting me, would you care to hop in the backseat?" ---------------------------------------------------------- Freak DNA. That's what I like to call it. The fault to my genetic code. More often than not, it's a curse. The static running through my blood gave me a name. A cruel, daunting label of a measly bug. A roach. That's what I am to them, to the government. Roach; the nameless monster with electricity for a sense and lightening as a second nature. It ruined my life, the sparking currents playing tag in my mind, running around and bumping into everything, shaking me loose. The government, actually. They ruined my life. My curse just gave them a reason. You see, the normal population with ordinary DNA, they don't know about the people like me. The roaches of the world. We don't get that kind of recognition at the camps. There, we are only one thing in the military's eyes. We are weapons and we will act like it. Everyone else out there, bathing in the goodness they don't know they've got, they don't know about the roaches their stepping on. As long as their getting closer to the sky, they don't care what they stand on to reach it. They don't know about the sparkling dreamer that's killed 7 people before her 17th birthday. They don't about the ghost of a girl peaking around corners for her entire life because even home wasn't safe. They don't know about the fighter of steel and iron sucking on his bloody lip courtesy of the wars he battles in as nothing but a shadow. They don't know about the masked villain who would do anything to see the army they lead claim the throne They don't know about us. But they will, because we will rise. And when we arrive, we will arrive violently. ___________________________________________ Started: 10.06.15 Finished: 3.17.16

Transported to Cookie Run as the Baker (CRK Self-aware x Isekai fanfiction) by vialy_MC

You're a college student who loves playing CRK and enjoys having fun with your friends playing other games. One day, while on your way to university and doing your daily grind on your phone, you weren't paying attention and ended up dying in the funniest way possible. You then get transported to Earthbread with body of a cookie. Now you're in Earthbread, you still have your phone with you. But what you didn't expect is that the phone can summon Cookies you own in the game and they KNOW you're their Baker. Follow our Baker and his Cookies as they team up with Gingerbrave's gang and go on an adventure to stop evil from spreading across Earthbread. Note: - This idea is inspired by @lavender-butterfly-cookie on Tumblr and @MareuBondad , @_k1rb_ on Wattpad, big shoutout to them! - The instrutive thought is telling me to write this story, send help please. - Expect grammar error cuz I'm not native English speaker (I'm Asian, duh!) but hopefully you guys can understand it. - Lots of references so don't look at me with disgust! - This is my first work so if you have criticism, feel free to comment about it. I will try to improve it. (which is never :)))) but yeah) - Update depends on my motivation or every Friday-Saturday (1 chapter per week).

˜"*°•𝓜𝓮𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓜𝔂 𝓓𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓶𝓼˜"*°• by CremeFrappe13

When Y/N was casually playing Cookie Run: Kingdom at 2 in the morning, she totally did not expect the starter team to appear in her room the next morning... She learns that only the cookies she has obtained so far could appear in her home a while after multiple visits from the cookies, but she still thinks it is all just a dream when they visit her on a daily basis. (Btw the cover is temporary)

PJ x Ania ; Don't Go by Dragonovia

°°°Ever Thought Of Meeting A Favorite Fantasy You Love?°°° °°°Imma Take That As A Yes°°° * * * | Here is a book based on a true story[To make it sound awesome]that a youthful girl and her young trustworthy friend, found a portal [just cause] ...that can take them to a world that we all thought didn't exist[Oh! Like Undertale!] SHUT UP OTHER VOICE! | | As they have amazing, dangerous adventures- [They get a slap in the face by a woman telling them they have to leave] ...*groan* | Of course the two will fought back but that is not an easy job to do | [ Who knows they die or live, but there is a line between a butt crack. The small chosen chick was able to see her character that she created! Like, how cool is that! ] | Are you fill with Curiosity? Then read the book of Truthfulness | [ Is "Truthfulness" even a word? ] |Yes indeed! | [ But-] | Shut it! Start the book! | ----------- ¤By Novia Blouse ¤Dad Permission ¤Leave rude comments and I will delete them ¤Don't worry, I'm friendly! Im never mean to my cookiez even if their rude or not! ¤ The book cover does not belong to me!! Belongs to the right owner!!! ¤But the plot and Novia are mine! §Bye bai!§

☀︎︎𝕄ℂ𝕐𝕋 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕤☀︎︎ [𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝘂𝗲𝗱] by ratticus_catticus

Literally what the title says. I am sorry to say that this oneshot book is discontinued. I don't know if I'll add more parts in the future, but I am thinking of writing other things and have a lot of drafts and ideas. Y'all are welcome to reread if you like, and, like I said, I MIGHT update sometime in the future but I'm not sure yet. Thanks for understanding! Includes: ~ 𝔻𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞 ~ 𝟝 ~ 𝕊𝕒𝕡𝕟𝕒𝕡 ~ 𝟜 ~ 𝔾𝕖𝕠𝕣𝕘𝕖 ~ 𝟙 ~ 𝕂𝕒𝕣𝕝 ~ 𝟙 ~ ℚ𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕥𝕪 ~ 𝟛 ~ ℝ𝕒𝕟𝕓𝕠𝕠 ~ 𝟜 ~ 𝕋𝕦𝕓𝕓𝕠 ~ 𝟚 ~ 𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕞𝕪 ~𝟙 ~ 𝕋𝕖𝕔𝕙𝕟𝕠 ~ 𝟚 ~ 𝕊𝕔𝕙𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕥 ~ 𝟙 ~ 𝕎𝕚𝕝𝕓𝕦𝕣 ~ 𝟛 ~ ℙ𝕦𝕟𝕫 ~ 𝟙 ~ 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜 ~ 𝟙 ~ 𝔹𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕙 𝕋𝕣𝕚𝕠 ~ 𝟙 Y/N - your name N/N - nickname F/N - friend's name 〖 The parts are organized by name - the same order as the names listed above. 〗〖 TW / CW / Mature themes, as in: Swearing in most parts, gore, spicy scenes but no smut. I don't do that shit. 〗〖 Feel free to let me know of any grammar mistakes or anything that might not make sense. Don't worry, I've got thick skin! 〗〖 If anyone listed above is uncomfortable with fanfictions, please let me know and I will take them off the list. I do not wish to make anyone uncomfortable, so enlightening me on that will be greatly appreciated. 〗 Art made by yours truly.

Mirror Image: A teen Wolf Fanfic by Kole_Stilinski24

A world where Scott and Stiles have female versions of them selves that they don't know exist. What happens when the duos meet up? (Mature for violence, intense emotional themes, and language) ***Sneak Peak*** Winnie came back handing her friend the extra apple she always got her in exchange for the extra water. As Sky took the apple it started to sizzle. Sky dropped it startled and the girls looked at each other confused. "Okay what the fuck," Winnie asked. Sky just poked the apple again and it still heated up the fruit just not to the same extent as before. "Skyler, why is your skin burning fruit and mine isn't," Winnie asked in a hushed whisper. "How the fuck should I know," Skyler asked her friend. She was starting question if this was all just a weird dream. It had to be. Right? Winnie was now trying to poke the apple to see if it would react to her the same way before nudging it to her friend and watching it heat up a little before Skyler pulled her hand away. "Winnie," she scolded really starting to freak out. "What? It was for science purposes. Multiple trials," Winnie responded. "What the hell is happening to me," Sky asked worried. "Maybe you have super powers," Winnie proposed. "Maybe I'm dying from some weird chemical reaction," Skyler pointed out. "Always so negative. Try to look on the up side sometimes," Winnie teased. "What if I'm dying," Skyler asked worried. "It was nice knowing you," Winnie said jokingly. That wasn't what the girl needed to hear. "Look," Winnie interjected realizing she wasn't helping, "You aren't dying. We can google it and find out what's going on I'm sure there's a reason." Sky nodded quietly. She didn't know what else to do. Something was wrong with her. Something in her said it had to do with that beast they saw.

"Moustache Crackers" (PRINGLES MAN X READER) by deadbeat-dad

" No longer a single pringle. " _________________________________ still got to get to 50 chapters so yknow cry about it shit in () next to names are what other names they are called or were known by this is a joke written like its serious 🌚 we need mental help __________ CREDITS: __________ -me for writing it (riggus mc figgus) -willus mc fillus ( https://twitter.com/T04DI_?t=I9Rv4ojV6tzImQIr3EqYLQ&s=08 ) for coming up with the idea and writing tons of lines for it (basically every paragraph that has the words "hot spicy pringles man" in it) -alfibetti mc spaghetti (nerdling mc turdling) for coming up with the title + the line "y/n nibbles on Pringle mans fingers expecting it to taste of crisps" -lolza mc folza for making the scene with Y/N picking up the pringles can and the trailer for the story 👏👏👏 -fungus mc lungus (derrickson) for making the cover -raggidy mc haggidy (cockgobbler) for doing literally nothing but sleeping or something ______________

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˜"*°•𝓜𝓮𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓜𝔂 𝓓𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓶𝓼˜"*°• cover

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lifieee.talks

This isn't going to be a story. But just a safe place for all of us to share our problems 💘✨ As I begin posting you all will understand what this is going to be about 😌🐤 But I just wanted to say, anything that's been bothering you, drop it in my messages or in the comments (of any post) 💗😪 and I'll read them and make sure, I help you out as much as I can 🌷🌱 And then your problem will be created into a part of this series (Identities won't be revealed unless you want it to, ofcourse) 🐾🐥 I am just doing this because I know we all face tough times out there 🌊🐳 and I myself am no professional. But I always have loved talking. lol. So, why not put it to a good use and also I really don't give terrible solutions so, I figured this would be the best 💕 and also, guys I know a lot of us are afraid of being vulnerable but it is the most beautiful part of being human 🌈💨 A human has emotions, and they're intelligent enough to speak them ⏳👀 They're surrounded by people like their own and as dark as the world might be, humanity, love, empathy, compassion all of these positive things will never seize to exist 💜✨ So, as we go on adding stories to this series I hope it'll help you all out and it will heal us all in some way or the other 💘🕊 Thank you and right now, I won't be posting anything. So, if you have anything you'd like to share drop it in my inbox and I'll read it as soon as I'm free. - loads of love, xoxo - lifieee.