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Turtlé's Book of Random Thoughts (Daily?)

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This is basically a book about all of my random F thoughts and parodies of memes I see. Some of my content will be based off of @Mayaride 's(Tenshi~) book of memes. I'll try to post at least once daily unless I die or the power goes out(basically the same thing!). 

FIRST, TENSHI DEAREST, memes are my language, so please try to keep the bragging to the minimum. 

SECOND, Shitposting is also my shit, so please don't try and call me shit for it (see what j did there, I'm even Shitposting in the description). 

THIRD AND LAST, please enjoy my parodies and also other random posts I make. But also make sure to read @Tenshi~'s edition, 'Tenshi's Book of MEMES n' Shit (daily)' too, it's pretty good. We're doing matching books together so please go read it,k?

ENJOY THE BOOK!  。・°°・(＞_＜)・°°・。All Rights Reserved

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Almost everything jungkook knew about his husband of three years was a lie.. . . How much taehyung would hurt his husband to protect him from getting hurt .. . . . Read to know their journey from marriage to divorce to something more... .. .. I have a request please if you are not liking the story,, it's pace or any character,, plz ,, you just stop reading at that point... .. .. .. You are not bound to read or vote ,, you are free to leave ... .. .. Kindly be humble and keep others feelings in mind while commenting and messaging.... .. .. Start:- 05 Feb.24 End:-