Band 101

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Parts 105
Time 13m

band clarinet color colorguard concert concertband flute fun funny guard joke jokes marching marchingband music stereotypes trombone trumpet winter winterguard

Stereotypes, jokes, and other stuff for marching band, concert band, and guard. Have fun getting triggered!!
{Rated NR}

Highest rating: #294 in Humor

COMPLETED JAN 3, 2017All Rights Reserved

band clarinet color colorguard concert concertband flute fun funny guard joke jokes marching marchingband music stereotypes trombone trumpet winter winterguard

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