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The one who farted away ~

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doctor fart phill taco toot

Phill, Dr. Phill... No jk, his name was just Phill. Phill ate Tacos every day. EVERY DARN DAY, unfortunately, those taco's would cause alot of aftermath... meaning... he would toot ALL the time. He found a crush Anna but he could never get to her cause his farting was always in the way for his otp. 💔All Rights Reserved

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Moving ~ PHAN by krysiice

When Dan start school in a new place, he and Phil become friends fast. But what happens when things become to much? What happens when the only relief seems to be in harming? What happens when they start catching feelings for one another? But what happens when what Dan's been forced to do his whole life, emerges again, threatening to possibly separate them forever, especially when they need the other the most? *Contains: -fluff, smut -descriptive issues such as: self harm, abuse, suicidal thoughts PLEASE DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE EASILY TRIGGERED BY THESE THINGS stay safe *hugs*

Betrayed , be loved - phan by comeinmypeppadoor

PHAN ,COMPLETED ,smut , tw- little amounts Betrayed by his parents Be loved by someone you pushed to the side

I Trust You (A Doctor Who Love Story) by doctorwhogirl24

Jane Smith has lead a normal life but what happens when she meets a certain man one day? A man that can show her all of time and space including love. (I don't own any of the DW characters exept Jane and I don't own the songs used.) *Note that I wrote these before season 5 so it's mostly David right now*

𝐄𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲|•|𝐃𝐨𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐖𝐡𝐨|•| by _Valianttt_

"𝚈𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚢," 𝚂𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍, 𝚔𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚗. "𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚎," 𝙷𝚎 𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚍, 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚎-𝚕𝚒𝚝 𝚎𝚢𝚎𝚜. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝?

why me? | phil lester x reader by nuesst

i am almost 18 i wrote this in 5th grade please stop reading this it is awful 😭 you grew up in london. it was time that you moved to a different flat. you have a flat mate, your best friend. you grew up together. you've been a big phan of dan and phil for years. you've always had a crush on phil. you thought it was crazy you grew up in the same city. you didn't think you would ever meet dan and phil. but why did he choose you?

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⋆𐙚₊ 𝐀 𝐒𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐁𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 ⋆𐙚₊ ~𝐀 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐢𝐭! ｡✧ "ᴍᴀᴊʜᴀ ᴛᴜᴊʜᴀʏ ᴠᴀʀ ᴘʀᴇᴍ ᴀᴀʜᴇ " ʜᴇ ꜱᴀɪᴅ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ʜᴏʟᴅɪɴɢ ʜᴇʀ ʜᴀɴᴅꜱ. ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʜᴇ ꜱᴘᴇᴀᴋᴇʀ ɪɴ ᴍᴀʀᴀᴛʜɪ. (ɪ'ᴍ ɪɴ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ) "ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ʟʏɪɴɢ, ʀɪɢʜᴛ? " ꜱʜᴇ ᴀꜱᴋᴇᴅ ʜɪᴍ ᴀꜱ ꜱʜᴇ ʀᴇᴍᴏᴠᴇᴅ ʜᴇʀ ʜᴀɴᴅꜱ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ʜɪꜱ ᴇᴍʙʀᴀᴄᴇ. ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴀʟʟ ʜᴇ ᴅɪᴅ ʜɪꜱ ʟɪꜰᴇ ɪꜱ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ʜᴇʀ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ. ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ʜᴏᴜʀ, ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇ, ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ꜱᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ. ｡✧ 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐮𝐥𝐮 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐥𝐞! ©𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐝.

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phan // one-shots by evanescent-lester

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Phan One Shots by paper--doll

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Moving ~ PHAN

When Dan start school in a new place, he and Phil become friends fast. But what happens when things become to much? What happens when the only relief seems to be in harming? What happens when they start catching feelings for one another? But what happens when what Dan's been forced to do his whole life, emerges again, threatening to possibly separate them forever, especially when they need the other the most? Contains: -fluff, smut -descriptive issues such as: self harm, abuse, suicidal thoughts PLEASE DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE EASILY TRIGGERED BY THESE THINGS stay safe hugs*