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As Told by Rosemary's Angry Phone

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[Completed] Rosemary has lost her mind and cannot find it.

Her phone is talking to her. And not in a cool Siri kind of way. More of a 'I loathe you' way.

Rosemary must join forces with a phone that has better things to do, if she is to figure out what is going on. (The question we'd all like answered.)

Join me in this tale filled with nonsense and ridiculous moments. Eight chapters where your thoughts on life and the world around you will not be challenged nor probably enlightened in any way. Enjoy!

(Word count roughly 7,700)

© 2019 by A. ParramoreAll Rights Reserved

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Tech Support by -Lizalynn-

❝Hello, this is tech support. How may I help you?❞ "Well, I might have microwaved my phone...&quot" ❝Ok, stop it Luke. No one would do that❞ "Um, I'm not Luke, and that was a serious statement" _--_--_--_--_--_--_--_ Highest Ranking: #1 Short Story Dates: Started - February 2nd, 2016 Ended - May 23rd, 2016

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