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    Illegal My Ass
    Illegal My Ass
    makeandoffer
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      Reads 34,601,852
      34,601,85234.6M
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      Votes 842,734
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    • Parts
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    • Time
      Time 16h 58m
      16 hours, 58 minutes16h 58m
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    • Reads
      Reads 34,601,852
      34,601,85234.6M
    • Votes
      Votes 842,734
      842,734842K
    • Parts
      Parts 52
      5252
    • Time
      Time 16h 58m
      16 hours, 58 minutes16h 58m
    makeandoffer
    Complete
    Complete, First published Jun 21, 2012
    Mature
    Mia Hastings was never one to follow the rules. 
        
        Her brother knew it, her best friend knew it. Everyone knew it. She lives for the moment, doing whatever she feels and thinking of the consequences later. Her main goal in life is to live it.
        
        Mia’s brother’s best friend Drake O’Connell was never big on rules.
        
        The judge who sentences him to 2 years in prison knew it.  He is known for being the badboy, partying and womanising. His charm, good looks and obnoxious behaviour made his life pretty easy and his main goal in it was to have fun. He had lost 2 years of his life locked up, so he was determined to make up for lost time.
        
        So when these two people are thrown together, both without a care in the world, issues of their own and more secrets than an episode of Pretty Little Liars, you can expect a story full of laughs, tears, arguments and felonies.
        
        They might be breaking the law, but both Mia and Drake are about to find out that when it feels wrong, it is ALWAYS more fun.
        
        ©makeandoffer
    All Rights Reserved
    • alcohol
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    • crime
    • drama
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    • humor
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    • love
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    • secrets
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    Table of contents
    • Illegal My Ass
      Tue, Feb 14, 2012
    • Chapter 2- 'Your hands are exploring more than Dora.'
      Tue, Feb 21, 2012
    • Chapter 3-'And why exactly did you beat down Crocodile Dundee over there?'
      Wed, Feb 29, 2012
    • Chapter 4- 'You'll thank me when you wake up without herpes.'
      Tue, Mar 6, 2012
    • Chapter 5- 'Dude, you actually have a mangina.'
      Mon, Mar 12, 2012
    • Chapter 6- 'There is no finer art than pornography.'
      Tue, Mar 20, 2012
    • Chapter 7- 'What are you talking about? I could so get laid in prison'
      Mon, Mar 26, 2012
    • Chapter 8- 'You spoon raped me Hastings.'
      Tue, Apr 3, 2012
    • Chapter 9-' You did NOT have sex in Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.'
      Wed, Apr 11, 2012
    • Chapter 10- 'And by it, I mean my metaphorical penis.'
      Tue, Apr 17, 2012
    • Chapter 11- 'I'd rather shove Harry Potters wand up my ass.'
      Tue, Apr 24, 2012
    • Chapter 12- 'Well done Mia, you beat the crap out of an old guy.'
      Sat, Apr 28, 2012
    • Chapter 13- 'I'm not touching it Drake.'
      Mon, Apr 30, 2012
    • Chapter 14- 'Oh nothing really, just making your grandchildren.'
      Fri, May 4, 2012
    • Chapter 15- 'Be ready with the camera as soon as we hear trousers unzip.'
      Wed, May 16, 2012
    • Chapter 16- Every man has a zombie plan.
      Mon, May 21, 2012
    • Chapter 17- 'Isn't it my job to get you wet?'
      Wed, May 23, 2012
    • Chapter 18- 'We drink like immortals.'
      Sat, Jun 2, 2012
    • Chapter 19- 'Prisons changed you man.'
      Tue, Jun 12, 2012
    • Chapter 20- 'Spooning always leads to forking.'
      Thu, Jun 21, 2012
    • Chapter 21- 'All it takes is a bag of cheese balls to say I love you.'
      Mon, Jun 25, 2012
    • Chapter 22- 'That was uncalled for...you pool table whore.'
      Fri, Jun 29, 2012
    • Chapter 23- 'Shut up or I will never touch you again.'
      Wed, Jul 18, 2012
    • Chapter 24- 'He's sat on a toilet, high & singing the Family Guy theme tune.'
      Sun, Jul 22, 2012
    • Chapter 25- 'It was like we were possessed...By two really horny ghosts.'
      Thu, Jul 26, 2012
    • Chapter 26- 'I don't want my family to think I prefer sausage to sea food.'
      Wed, Aug 8, 2012
    • Chapter 27- 'You're right. It's not a date. It's a freaking Marriage.'
      Sun, Aug 19, 2012
    • Chapter 28- 'And by elephant, I meant his massive hard on.'
      Mon, Sep 3, 2012
    • Chapter 29- 'I didn't punch him in the throat. I think that went well.'
      Sun, Sep 9, 2012
    • Chapter 30- 'Hold on, I forgot my sombrero.'
      Wed, Sep 12, 2012
    • Chapter 31- 'Drake, did we make babies last night?'
      Mon, Sep 17, 2012
    • Chapter 32- 'We full on had a Jerry Springer moment in the middle of a bar.'
      Thu, Sep 20, 2012
    • Chapter 33- 'Probably commandment number one of the hoe bible.'
      Tue, Sep 25, 2012
    • Chapter 34- 'You taste like sunshine...and beer.'
      Wed, Oct 3, 2012
    • Chapter 35- 'My brain shut off and my penis took the wheel.'
      Tue, Oct 16, 2012
    • Chapter 36- 'This is the effect O'Connell penis has on a girl.'
      Sun, Oct 21, 2012
    • Chapter 37- 'We were screwed. And not in the good way.'
      Tue, Oct 23, 2012
    • Chapter 38- 'We were more public than a Kardashian.'
      Sun, Nov 4, 2012
    • Chapter 39- ' You're rocking the walk of shame uniform.'
      Sun, Nov 18, 2012
    • Chapter 40- 'You're thinking about my penis aren't you?'
      Mon, Nov 26, 2012
    • Chapter 41- 'We stole a parrot & tried to teach it how to sing Bump N Grind'
      Thu, Nov 29, 2012
    • Chapter 42- 'He tried and failed like the Twilight Films.'
      Thu, Dec 6, 2012
    • Chapter 43- 'Stop avoiding the question you giant Dildo!'
      Mon, Dec 17, 2012
    • Chapter 44- 'I'm like the Superman of the boner world.'
      Tue, Dec 25, 2012
    • Chapter 45- 'Try to stall him without taking your clothes off.'
      Wed, Jan 2, 2013
    • Chapter 46- 'I'm like a butcher, I enjoy showing everyone my meat.'
      Mon, Jan 14, 2013
    • Chapter 47- 'Every compliment is expected to be repaid in blowjobs.'
      Sat, Jan 19, 2013
    • Chapter 48- 'You need to see the size of him. He was like a Fridge.'
      Thu, Jan 24, 2013
    • Chapter 49- 'Unwillingly, I decided to stop threatening the Hospital staff.'
      Sun, Feb 3, 2013
    • Chapter 50- 'I was like James Bond, but with a vagina.'
      Sun, Feb 10, 2013
    • Chapter 51- 'I didn't say I knew how to pick them.'
      Sun, Feb 17, 2013
    • EPILOGUE
      Mon, Mar 4, 2013

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    Mia Hastings was never one to follow the rules. 
        
        Her brother knew it, her best friend knew it. Everyone knew it. She lives for the moment, doing whatever she feels and thinking of the consequences later. Her main goal in life is to live it.
        
        Mia’s brother’s best friend Drake O’Connell was never big on rules.
        
        The judge who sentences him to 2 years in prison knew it.  He is known for being the badboy, partying and womanising. His charm, good looks and obnoxious behaviour made his life pretty easy and his main goal in it was to have fun. He had lost 2 years of his life locked up, so he was determined to make up for lost time.
        
        So when these two people are thrown together, both without a care in the world, issues of their own and more secrets than an episode of Pretty Little Liars, you can expect a story full of laughs, tears, arguments and felonies.
        
        They might be breaking the law, but both Mia and Drake are about to find out that when it feels wrong, it is ALWAYS more fun.
        
        ©makeandoffer

    52 parts

    • Chapter 50- 'I was like James Bond, but with a vagina.'
      Sun, Feb 10, 2013
    • Chapter 51- 'I didn't say I knew how to pick them.'
      Sun, Feb 17, 2013
    • EPILOGUE
      Mon, Mar 4, 2013
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