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Basahin mo ito at sigurado akong matatawa ka.......

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Hey guys i got board so ya and decided to write this and I picked a random picture so ya

"There are no good angels." Angels. The beautiful depicted winged creatures seen in religion and stories and art. Beautiful. Pure. Wrong. They are not pure. They are not beautiful. They're dark and cruel and bloodthirsty. They kill for the sake of fun and food. They feast on human flesh and devour the hearts of their brethren. There are no good angels, Jada's mother had said. But she's seen one. - beautiful cover by weeknder

A compilation of the funniest/cleverest insults, jokes and stories I could find.

these books are the story of nicks life

umm like little skits of kids in my class. Yeah its gonna be on hell of a ride. also warnings Lgbtq+ 18+ jokes swears Jokes on sensitives topics Racism (as jokes.) Not using real names

These can be short stories or one-shots or anything that comes to my mind. And if I focus on one short story long enough, I might make it into a full story :D Expect a lot of random "video game" related things on here, 'cause that's what I write a lot about xD Don't worry there might be some other stuff here >W< Expect some: Assassin's Creed, Left4Dead2, Halo (either 3 or Reach), some Black Ops 2 (mostly zombies), possibly some Call of Duty. And reaction compilations including: Amnesia-The Dark Descent or Amnesia-Justine, SCP Containment Breach, Slender, Slender-The Arrival, Dread Out, Illusion, Nyctophobia, Asylum, Dead Darkness, Cry of Fear, Psycosis (nothing like looping door sounds #Markiplier - one of the best youtubers ever! xD), One Late Night, --- lot's of horror games or Gmod horror maps or Indie horror games. xD Enjoy my (sometimes disturbing - no, I don't need anger management classes for my rages) crazy randomness that comes from my tiny brain :D This is also my book about my other books' update schedules and stuff; this includes the VERY IMPORTANT author's notes.

me when me when WattPad HAS. a STUPID chapter LIMIT. diluc and others doodles i find in my notes or draw for fun 😞 continuation of diluc doodles cover belongs to me

This story is about me being tired I hope you like it..

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where we talk, discuss and laugh about what a bitches we are

⚞ hacked by your best friend ⚟ //please don't delete this book ;-;//

"This is going to be a long year..." All Erise ever wanted was to be a math professor at a college but when that doesn't work out she has to get a temporary job. Being a preschool teacher. From twenty year old to three year olds is a long journey that Erise doesn't want to take but will Erise start to like these entertaining kids, or continue moping about not getting her dream job.

KISAH CINTA YANG ENGKAU PUN TAK AKAN FAHAM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I was walking home. Through the forestry, I went. The darkness of the sky followed me. The fear of someone creeping behind me. The fear of getting lost. All that, hit me hard. Screaming until my chest hurt. My heart beating out of my chest. Whistling for a distraction.

Feel free to tell these jokes to your friends and family, share them around! Just make sure you laugh and have fun! I didn't come up with all these jokes myself I got some off websites and some from other people.

Well from the title you can already tell that I AM AWESOME and i think highly of myself.