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He was the most famous man in the world. She wanted to speak to Management.
It's 2026. Michael Jackson is twenty-three, at the height of his Thriller era, and has made one catastrophic mistake: he has a TikTok account.
Enter Olivia "Liv" Collins, a twenty-two-year-old dental office administrator with a filthy mouth, an overactive imagination, and absolutely no intention of minding her own business. After attending Michael's concert, she decides he owes her compensation for the emotional damage he's caused simply by existing.
So she files a complaint through his DMs.
And when he doesn't answer, she keeps messaging him.
For six. Fucking. Weeks.
Michael eventually makes the questionable decision to respond, not as himself, but as Jessica from Marketing, an entirely fictional employee.
What follows is a chaotic, sarcastic, unexpectedly tender slow-burn romance involving an imaginary Complaint Department, a cactus serving as legal counsel, a goose with suspicious financial dealings, and a very famous man who keeps getting fired from a job he never applied for.
But somewhere between the ridiculous messages, stolen mozzarella sticks, broken rules, and feelings neither of them saw coming, two people from completely different worlds discover what it means to truly be seen.
One very famous man. One completely unhinged girl. And the worst HR department in romantic history.
An alternate-universe Michael Jackson romance featuring humour, friendship, emotional twists, a painfully slow burn, and absolutely no dental benefits. 💌