Comedy Stories

One minute, you're a caffeine-addicted accountant dying at your desk-the next, you're a "wrinkled bean" in the arms of a literal nightmare. When Han Seol-ah reincarnates as Princess Lyra, she finds herself in the Rozar Empire, ruled by her new father, Emperor Alaric-a man known as the "Demon of the North" who considers her a "defective" disappointment because she isn't a warrior son. In a world where the wrong cry could lead to a dungeon, Lyra realizes her new life is a high-stakes survival game. Armed with 24 years of modern wit and the power of "extreme cuteness," Lyra begins a mission to tame the most feared man on the continent. From stopping national executions with a well-timed nap to accidentally solving debt crises with 21st-century bookkeeping, she slowly turns a cold fortress into a home. But as her unique "Sunlight Magic" awakens, Lyra discovers she wasn't just reborn by chance. She is the only one who can break a centuries-old curse of loneliness. Can a former office worker handle an overprotective tyrant dad, a melancholy prince, and a kingdom that now runs on fried chicken? The Demon has been conquered. The office worker is finally home. Let the "Royal Siesta" begin.

Lou Yuqing transmigrates into a cultivation world and binds to a gossip system, perfect for someone who just wants to lie flat and watch the drama unfold. There's only one problem. Her thoughts... aren't private. At the disciple acceptance ceremony, the esteemed Purple Cloud Immortal Venerable is about to take in a final disciple, until Lou Yuqing casually thinks: [That disciple will betray him in the future, steal his Daoist partner, loot his pills, and leave him a laughingstock of the cultivation world.] The Immortal Venerable's expression changes instantly. "We have no master-disciple fate." The chosen disciple: stunned. Lou Yuqing: even more stunned. Things only get worse from there. [Those two girls? Both impostors. The real one was thrown into a snake pit.] Sect Leader: "How dare you!" [That 'son-in-law'? Actually a woman in disguise.] Young Lady: "...A woman?!" [That patient? An undercover traitor who just crippled the Medical Sage and escaped.] Enforcement Hall: "Seize him!" Lou Yuqing just wanted to quietly eat melons and mind her business... But somehow, every thought she has gets broadcast to the entire sect. As secrets unravel, scandals explode, and chaos spreads- The sect prospers. Justice is served. And Lou Yuqing, the unwilling gossip machine... Becomes the darling of the entire cultivation world.

Lin Yue had never imagined that the birthday wish she made in jest would truly come to pass. She had awakened not in her own body, but reborn as Mei Lin, the personal maid of her cherished heroine. Instead of despair, joy surged through her heart. In her mind, she laughed softly and spun in a foolish little dance. Since Heaven has sent me here. She would not allow the tragedy of the book to repeat itself. She would shield the First Young Mistress from the venomous schemes of the villainess, even if it meant offending the entire household. _ "How dare you shove Qing He to the ground!" a voice accused sharply. "I did not!" the girl cried desperately. "Enough excuses," said the Fourth Young Master, Su Chen. "I saw it with my own eyes." The surrounding servants lowered their heads, not daring to breathe. At that moment, Mei Lin stepped forward. She knelt respectfully, and bowed deeply. "This lowly servant begs permission to speak," she said softly. "I was present throughout the incident." Su Chen's gaze shifted to her. "Speak." "The Second Young Mistress fell of her own accord." "Furthermore, the First Young Mistress did not enter the kitchen today. How, then, could the Second Young Mistress fall ill because of her cooking?" "Moreover, the First Young Mistress was bathing in the rear chambers when the Second Young Mistress arrived." "It was the Second Young Mistress who provoked the First Young Mistress first." Every time the villainess struck, Lin Yue was already two steps ahead. The Second Young Mistress's face flushed crimson with fury. "Impudent servant!" she shrieked. "Silence, you wretched girl!" Mei Lin bowed her head once more, unflinching. "Forgive this servant, Second Young Mistress," she replied calmly. "But my name is Mei Lin." And she would not be trampled so easily.

Patreon :- Miss_Scream Death wasn't supposed to come so suddenly. One moment, Amara was living her quiet, ordinary life. The next, she was thrust into a new existence she never asked for. Dropped into Forks, Washington months before Bella Swan's arrival Amara awakens to an unfamiliar family, a familiar name, and powers she doesn't quite understand. The world feels wrong, yet eerily recognizable, as though it's following a script she half-remembers. As shadows stir and glittering predators lurk in the forest, Amara must navigate her second chance at life with caution, wit, and a stubborn will to survive. She may not know why she's here, but one thing is certain her choices will change everything. Twilight is no longer the story you thought you knew.

The Fake Scumbag Gong's Online Romance Backfires . story not mine | offline read purpose . Jiang Tian came home after evening study and found his house in chaos. His older sister-who was about to get engaged-just discovered that her blind date was a scammer: a closeted gay man secretly playing bottom on a gay dating app! Furious, she downed three bottles of baijiu and insisted that Jiang Tian pretend to be a scummy dominant top online, seduce the liar, lure him out, and then slap him hard across the face. Jiang Tian: Jie, did you forget your little brother is still in high school? Sister: My baby brother is the top of the year, 187cm tall with broad shoulders and abs. If even he doesn't feel sorry for me, who will? Jiang Tian: ... Jiang Tian: Then teach me how to do it. I've never done this before. That night. Through his sister's "friend recommendation," Jiang Tian added the scumbag, followed online guides, and sent a photo showing his abs- Then, expressionless, he asked the man: "Wanna meet?" *** Chu Xuyu received a stranger's friend request. Fresh out of a meeting, a little tipsy from red wine, he stared at the ab pic through his gold-rimmed glasses, feeling flushed and dazed. "......" Noticing the recommender was his former secretary, he paused and asked, "Do you know who I am?" Three months later. Chu Xuyu, executive president of a top conglomerate, found himself experiencing love for the first time. He decided to meet his online boyfriend-who was ten years younger than him-in person. Meanwhile- Jiang Tian, following his sister's instructions, had used abs, collarbone shots, a deep voice, and other "bait" methods to finally reel in the fish. He knocked on his sister's door, phone in hand: "Jie, the scumbag agreed to meet up. How should I reply?" His sister screamed loud enough to shake the roof: "Why the hell did I send my ex-boss's WeChat?!" Jiang Tian: ... "Are you serious, Jie?" ommited

Have you ever wondered what would happen if someone from a Lovecraftian world got isekai'd into another world built on Lovecraftian themes? Well, it's absolute chaos. Meet Alaric, a human(questionably) survivor of the madness and chaos caused by a certain crawling chaos, who, thanks to the kindness of a certain bubble daddy, got isekai'd into a "fake it till you make it" world. What will he do in this strange new world? Climb the ladder of power to become that impossible god unless you're just a pawn of a certain Russian priest or a certain goth mommy? Or become a Cheshire cat, leaping onto a 4D chessboard to disrupt the schemes and mind games of these bizarre folks? For Alaric, it's not a tough choice. But before he picks either path, he must, of course, uphold the time-honored tradition of isekai'd victims(questionably) that forms the foundation of this world. What's that tradition? Keeping a diary. --- [Alaric's Transmigration Diary] [Day 1: I encountered Amon. Used a special technique to summon a projection of the Ancient Sun God, who personally delivered a heavy slap to Amon. Hope Amon appreciates this weighty paternal affection.] [Day 2: I received an invitation from the Aurora Order. Told them I want it all... looks, brains, and combat prowess... and invited them to join my newly founded Joker Club.] [Day 3: I met Leonard and acknowledged Gramps Pallez. Declined Leonard's enthusiastic suggestion for the old man to move in with me, as I'd rather not have a old man critiquing my every move, even in private moments.] [Day 4: I told Klein I plan to pray to a deity named The Fool. Watched his eyes widen in shock and kindly offered him some eye drops.] [Day 5: I listened to Medici perform a two-hour comedy routine. Suggested he go professional and invited him to share a meal.] . . . [Day 666: I fully absorbed a certain crawling chaos fragment within me. From now on, I am the Fifth Pillar.]

Genshin impact x One Piece - update whenever I'm free from hell of work-- (if too busy, it will take longer to update) - ⚠️Spoiler warning if you haven't caught up on the one piece manga⚠️ (read on your own risk) . . "You will be my son from now on!" "Pardon?" "I'm going to adopt you, you can called me dad!" Zhongli are both confused and overwhelmed, he had face so many challenges, so many requests, make difference kind of contracts, fights different kind of gods, meet different kind of people, adeptis, creatures, and gods. And yet he never face with someone like Garp the fist. That man is unpredictable, kinda reminds him of his boss, Hu Tao. But more crazy, loud and unpredictable. It catch his interest. Zhongli who also know as Rex Lapis and Morax got isekaid into One piece world. . . . DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS, ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE CREATOR, I ONLY OWN THE PLOT...

"finding your sister won't be so hard, right...? right...?"

you've always been popular with the ladies, so hearing about a group of people reviewing waifus, you go and see what kind of misadventures will and waifus you'll see

ရုံးဝန်ထမ်းဖြစ်သူ လင်ယိတစ်​ယောက် အလုပ်အလွန်အကျွံလုပ်ခြင်း​ကြောင့် ရုတ်တရက်​သေဆုံးသွားခဲ့၏။ သူ မျက်လုံးများ ပြန်ဖွင့်လာချိန်မှာ လူချမ်းသာသူ​ဌေးကြီးတစ်​ဦးနှင့် စီးပွား​ရေးအရလက်ထပ်ထား​သော အ​မြောက်စာဇာတ်​ကောင်​လေး ဖြစ်​နေခဲ့​လေသည်။ ဤအိမ်​ထောင်​ရေး၌ လင်ယိက လုံးဝအ​ရေးမပါ​ချေ။ ​အေးစက်လွန်း​သော သူ၏ခင်ပွန်းဖြစ်သူ CEO မှာ အိမ်သို့တစ်ခါမှပြန်မလာဖူးဘဲ လစဥ်လတိုင်း သူ့ကတ်ထဲသို့ ယွမ်ငါးသန်း အသုံးစရိတ်ကိုသာ လွှဲ​ပေးတတ်သည်။ လင်ယိ : ဒီလို​ကောင်းတဲ့အရာမျိုး တကယ်ရှိတာလား။ ​ကဲ၊ အခုက အေး​အေး​ဆေး​ဆေးအနားယူပြီး လှဲ​​နေရမဲ့အချိန်ပဲ! ထိုအရာအပြင် လင်ယိမှာ ​မွေးစားသားတစ်​ယောက်ရှိ​နေသည်။ [T/N: တကယ်​တော့ လင်ပါသားပါ။ အဲ့နာမည်ကြီးက ​ခေါ်လို့မ​​ကောင်းလို့ ​မွေးစားသားလို့ ​​ရေးထားပါတယ်။] သူ၏​မွေးစားသားဖြစ်သူ ​ဟော့​မျန်မ

Being a normal college student, Eunseo was reincarnated into a book she barely remembers as a no-name canon fodder. To survive in an unknown world she devises a plan and cuts herself off from the main plot. But there she was years later standing neck-deep in trouble which she believed she had escaped. Will Eunseo be able to survive yet again?

Honestly, I don't give a rat's ass about anything from the storyline. Those fucking capture targets are so damn stupid, falling for an idiotic birdbrain heroine. Actually, they probably only fell in love with her for their egos. Why should I ever feel that they're a threat to my life? I'm a duke and duchess' daughter of a powerful kingdom, I'm smart, beautiful, and powerful. I'm just generally better than them. Yeah, I'll just focus on my work as the heir of the dukedom, spoil my brother, improve my magic and swordsmanship, play around, and kill annoying people. This shall be my new life as the prodigy of the century! This is my own story, not fanfiction. All my characters are original. Yes, like all of the other villainess novels out there, we have transmigration in to a villain. And yes, this is like all of the other novels out there, we do have a Mary Sue as our protagonist. Edit: Okay, I'm done, I think. Is there going to be another book? YES!! PS. Changed the cover pagelol

Tyler is being hunted by the Grinning Man and flees to Marble Springs, where he teams up with Serling and Price, real estate agents who sell haunted houses. ***** After his brother disappears and a burial mound explodes, high school student Tyler Graves starts having strange visions. His brother warns him that something is coming for him. Soon, Tyler's entire family is slaughtered, and he's being hunted by an otherworldly entity known as The Grinning Man. Fleeing to Marble Springs, he meets Serling and Price, real estate agents who specialize in selling haunted houses. It's up to this unlikely trio to stop a madman from destroying the world - by literally unleashing Hell on Earth! (Sequel to Apartment 239.) [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

Emma and Vivian spend their summer at a new camp to help out a friend, only to discover that it's a dating camp and they both have to pretend to be single! ***** Emma and Vivian, having spent their first year of college living together, agree to spend their summer at Gwen Black's latest camp. Unfortunately, due to a misunderstanding (and Gwen's aggressive advertising), the entire camp is using Emma as a mascot because she's "single". Emma and Vivian decide to let the situation play out to help Gwen, finding a new thrill in keeping their love secret. Soon, though, things get out of hand as they start making each other jealous, and someone online is working to destroy their relationship (and the entire camp)! Can Emma save the camp, her reputation, and the only relationship that's ever mattered to her? (Sequel to Camp Mapplewood: original version.) [[word count: 40,000-50,000 words]]

When aliens invade, four baristas are forced to become the saviours of the world. Grab your double-shot of java and strap in - it's going to be a bumpy ride! ***** In the Earth's darkest hour, unexpected heroes are stirring... their coffee, that is. Four baristas on a camping trip are under-qualified to save the world from an alien invasion. But thanks to a hologram with no fashion sense, newly developed superpowers and an alien with a guilty conscience, they've landed the job anyway! So grab your double-shot of java, your blueberry muffin and strap in - Hasta barista, baby. [[2018 Wattys winner and twice featured]] [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Please note this is a sample of the book, which has been published and is available for purchase: Ebook: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09WKFVKQJ Paperback: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1644342154

Abe Barrett is surrounded by ghosts - some of them are even his roommates! But now Abe's visions show something dark coming, and it wants Abe dead. ***** When Abe Barrett's family died, he started seeing ghosts. Soon he was living with three of them, and it turns out ghosts are just as eccentric as people. Abe is bothered by the ghosts constantly since he doesn't want to solve their murders, avenge them or do much of anything. He just wants to do his job and relax. His dreams, however, have been getting darker as people in town start to disappear. Soon Abe realizes there is something hunting him, and that same threat was involved with his family's deaths. A legacy of darkness is chasing Abe Barrett, and his supernatural roommates may not be enough to save him. [[word count: 60,000-70,000 words]]

Shen Lian, courtesy name Ziruo, just wanted a break. Caught between internship chaos and academic burnout, he takes a well-earned week off to chill, cry, and binge the historical fantasy dramaThe Untamed. He didn't expect to spiral into emotional devastation, fall headfirst for a flute-wielding chaos gremlin, or whisper a half-joking wish to meet them in real life. Then he got electrocuted. And woke up in the body of a 14-year-old disciple of the Meishan Yu clan. Now he's been selected to travel with the Yunmeng Jiang disciples to the Cloud Recesses. Which might be okay... if everyone in this world couldn't hear his thoughts. Modern snark, spoiler-filled rants, thirst over cultivators, and deep philosophical takes on character arcs? All broadcasted-out loud He thinks he's losing his mind. The cultivation world thinks he's a prophetic oracle. But somewhere beyond time and space, a greater force watches and whispers: What if someone could change the story?

The war between gods should have ended with victory. Instead, Odin All-Father returns from Jotunheim carrying three children- one born of thunder, one born of frost, and one... whose origin even the gods cannot see. Reborn into the Marvel world as Odin's third son, Alexander Ashborn Odinson grows beneath the golden halls of Asgard-quiet, observant, and far too calm for a child of gods. While Thor shines like lightning and Loki walks the edge of shadow, Alexander sleeps peacefully... as if the universe itself has agreed not to look at him. But silence does not mean weakness. Hidden beneath his innocent smile is a sign-in system, awakening powers drawn from worlds beyond gods and myths. Fire that should not exist. Wisdom that predates fate. A presence that makes even Yggdrasil bend its roots in protection. As Alexander grows, so do the questions. Why can divine authority not command him? Why do cosmic beings fail to notice his existence? And why does Odin-ruler of realms-hesitate when he looks upon his youngest son? In Asgard, laughter echoes and brotherhood is forged. Beyond it, the cosmos stirs-aware that something is missing. Because some flames are not meant to burn yet. And when the world finally dares to look at Odin's third son... it may already be too late.

သည်းထိတ်ရင်ဖိုဂိမ်းထဲမှာ ကလေးလေးမွေးမယ် Original name- Giving Birth in a Horror Game ဇာတ်လမ်းအကျဉ်း : တစ်နေ့တွင် ချန်ချိုင်ရှင်းသည် သဘာဝလွန်ထိတ်လန့်ဖွယ်ရာ ဂိမ်းလောကထဲသို့ ဆွဲသွင်းခြင်းခံလိုက်ရ၏။ ထိုကမ္ဘာတွင် သူ့၌ ဘာဆိုဘာမှ ထူးထူးခြားခြားမရှိသော်လည်း ကိုယ်ဝန် 'ငါးလသား' အရွယ်ခန့်ရှိသော ဘီယာဗိုက်ကြီးတစ်ခုတော့ ပါလာခဲ့သည်။ ချန်ချိုင်ရှင်းသည် မိမိ၏ ဖောင်းကားနေသော ဗိုက်ကြီးကိုကြည့်ကာ အတွေးထဲ နစ်မျောသွားတော့သည်။ 'သူက ယောကျ်ားတစ်ယောက် မဟုတ်ဘူးလား။ ဒီဗိုက်ကြီးက သူ့အတွက် ရွှေလက်ချောင်း (အထူးစွမ်းရည်) တစ်ခုခုများလား။' အထူးစွမ်းရည် မရှိသော ချန်ချိုင်ရှင်းမှာ ဘာကိုမှ သေချာမသိသေးပေ။ သူသိထားသည်မှာ ဤဗိုက်ကြီးက တဖြည်းဖြည်းနှင့် ပို၍ ကြီးလာနေသည်ဟူသောအချက်ပင်။ 'ကြည့်ရတာက... ကိုယ်ဝန်ရှိနေသလိုမျိုးပဲ။' ကိုယ်ဝန်ရှိဖို့ဆိုတာ မဖြစ်နိုင်သလို၊ ဗိုက်က

Six friends. Three love stories. One unforgettable year. When Sakhi walks into her college for her first year, she doesn't expect to end up in a group that'll change her life. She's bold, smart-and doesn't tolerate disrespect. Add in Tara, the sunshine girl who's not afraid to roast anyone with her sarcasm, and Aarohi, the soft-hearted poet with a messy love-hate thing for the campus hearthrob. Kabir, the overprotective brother. Aarav, the calm storm. Vihaan, the Bad boy who hides behind jokes. Together, they form a friend circle where love blossoms, hearts break, and confessions happen over chai and chaos. Set in the vibrant streets of Pune, this is a story of friendship, first love, and the moments that stay with you forever.