Funny Stories

"I can lose everything, but not you... Oh god, not YOU!!!" *** ~තාරුණ්‍යයේ ජවය හිස මත තබාගත් සෙල්ලක්කාර, විසේකාර,ආඩම්බර, අහංකාර යෞවනයන් සිව් දෙනෙක්.. මේ ඔවුන්ගේ කතාව~ ||යොවුන් ආදර වසන්තේ|| ~Springtime Of Young Love~ written by, _Dolie_

#𝐈 𝐢𝐧 '𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞🧿✨' 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 ✧˖° Ｍｉｓｈｒａ ｗｅｄｓ Ｍａｈａｊａｎ？ °˖✧ ⟡ Welcome to a shaadi where the pheras aren't even theirs, but the rishta might just be. ⟡ Kiara Mishra once believed in love- the soft, school-girl kind that blooms in quiet corners and ends in heartbreak at railway stations. Back then, she was the shy, clumsy girl who fell too hard for a backbencher with a dimpled smile. Years passed. He became a memory. She became a fire- Dr. Kiara Mishra, bold tongue, sharp mind, zero time for nostalgia. ♡✧──────✧♡ But fate? Arre, that old troublemaker had other plans. A best friend's grand Udaipur wedding drags her straight into royal halls, nosy aunties, dhol beats... and him. Ruaan Mahajan. The boy who once held her heart... and maybe, just maybe, never returned it. ✦ Seven days. ✦ Forced encounters. ✦ Meddling friends. ✦ Too many sparks for two people pretending they've "moved on." ✦ And one big, fat Indian wedding that refuses to mind its own business. What could possibly go wrong? Answer: Everything. ...including the way she still looks at him. ...including the way he never stopped. ꕥ A chaotic, nostalgic, slow-burn reunion you won't forget ꕥ ✧──────────────✧ #3 in schoolromance #2 in chaotix #1 in sadlovestory #1 in devotion #1 in crush #2 in secretadmirer #2 in purelove #1 in childhoodsweethearts #1 in teenromance #3 in lovestory #1 in funny

When a mysterious killer started wiping out the city's prettiest, meanest, most scandalous girls, Eleo thinks she's safe. She's none of those things. She's just a clumsy, overworked college student with zero dating experience. That is, until she does something spectacularly dumb that inevitably put her in his path. Now, instead of living her quiet, peaceful life, she's dealing with: • ‌A ridiculously good-looking serial killer who won't leave her alone. • ‌Death threats that sound suspiciously flirty. And, Eleo's got two options: 1. Find out who the killer is before he "accidentally" falls in love with her. 2. Die. ...And dying sounds 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 inconvenient. 🚨 Not a tutorial. Do NOT attempt.

After a tragic accident that completely changes her life, Annie and her twin brother, Austin, are taken in by the Emersons, a family of seven (drop-dead gorgeous) boys. But Annie never expects to fall for one of the boys...let alone two. "A delicious series of twists and turns." - Grace @ HQ ***** Annie Cassidy has always had a simple life. She lives with her mom, dad, and her twin brother, Austin, in Indiana. She's always been close to each of them; a bond nobody could break until one fatal night when Annie's parents are killed in a head-on collision. She and Austin have no other family nearby and are taken under the wing of their father's best friend, Derek Emerson. They move from their small, comfortable hometown in Indiana, to the giant city of Los Angeles, California. Not only are they shocked to find out that the Emersons are rich--but that they also have seven kids. And they're all boys! As Annie begins to settle in, the last thing she expects is to develop feelings for one of the brothers, let alone two. It's safe to say that her new life in LA is about to get a whole lot more complicated. Content warning: mature scenes, depictions of a car crash, and mentions of grief. [[Word count: 60,000 - 70,000 words]] Cover designed by Gillian Goulet

Running away from their jobs as camp counselors, Ellie and Seb embark on a road trip with unexpected turns en route to their destination - New York. ***** Camp Raukawee was meant to be where Ellie Morrison and Sebastian Lee spent their summer working as camp counselors, but they've had enough. Escaping in the middle of the night, the friends hatch a crazy plan to make their way to New York to visit Ellie's dad, who she hasn't seen since he moved five years ago. Along the way, however, a series of cities and events have the pair not only questioning their individual futures, but wondering what will happen to the growing spark between them as the countdown to adulthood begins. [[word count: 90,000-100,000 words]] Cover designed by Gillian Goulet

Mira finds herself stuck in the city of love with Jake, the playboy athlete she can't stand. What she doesn't expect is for major sparks to fly on their 24-hour adventure. But can this newly-found love last beyond the magic of Paris? ***** 24 Hours in Paris is now published as a Paperback & E-book by W by Wattpad Books As a Wattpad reader, you can now access both the Original Edition and the W by Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase (PS: a review on Amazon (and also Goodreads) would be very much appreciated, to help get this POC rom com in front of more readers! All the review page links are on my Wattpad profile page :-) ) In the new Published Edition of the book, the characters of Mira and Jake will be older and wiser co-workers in the corporate world, who miss their flight and get stuck spending an extra 24 hours in Paris. They'll start off annoyed with each other, but you know how the story goes... "Adorably sweet and a brilliant read! It made me feel like I was roaming the streets of Paris without having to leave my couch." - Grace @HQ ***** On the last day of their class's college trip to Paris, Mira and Jake get tangled up in a debacle that causes them to miss their flight home to New York. Which means they're stuck in Paris until the next available flight that's 24 hours away! Mira is witty and a lover of art history and good cheese. Jake, on the other hand, is your All-American frat boy with a killer smile. Translation: they can't stand each other. As they visit places they could never have imagined, Mira and Jake go from mortal enemies to star-crossed lovers with sizzling chemistry. But can their spark last without Paris' cheese and charm to keep it going? [[word count: 50,000-60,000 words]] Cover designed by Ray Gardener

" ඔයා පන්තිභාර ටීචර් මං නසරාණි ළමයෙක්.. කවදාවත් බේරෙන්න ලැබෙන්නෙ නෑ මගෙ වදයෙන්.. ඒ නිසා මට නෑ ඔයාගෙ අවධානෙන් අඩුවක්.. මං දුවන්නෙ නෑ, හෙමීට තෝරගන්න දඬුවම්..." සුදු නෙළුමකට පෙම් බැඳපු නසරාණි නිල් මහනෙල් මලක්!! 💙✨️

Author: Luis Gjoka Genre: Comedy, Young Adult, Illustrated Recommended for Ages 13 and up. Language, Mild Violence ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Ben is a 15 year old kid in middle school. He's struggling with a phone addiction, and an over-the-top bully that never leaves him alone. Will Ben manage to gain redemption against the bully? Or will this crisis end otherwise? ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ All rights reserved. Disclaimer: No part of this book may be reproduced, distributed, transmitted, or stored in any form or by any means, including electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or other methods, without the prior written permission of the author, except in the case of brief quotations used in reviews or other noncommercial uses permitted by copyright law. This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are either the product of the author's imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or real events is purely coincidental. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Achievements: 1. Feb 21 2026: Reached 114th in "Funny", Reached 185th in "Comedy". 2. Feb 22 2026: Reached 1st in "Insecurity", reached 9th in "Funny".

"ဟေ့ကောင် လွှတ်စမ်း မင်းစီတာကိုလာခိုးတာမဟုတ်ဘူးလား" "စီတာကိုလာခိုးတာမဟုတ်ဘူး မင်းကိုတမင်လာခိုးတာ" "ဘာ.......!.?" အရေးအသားမကောင်းလို့သည်းခံပေးပါနော်။

අතේ වරදක් නැතත්... උන්ගේ ගෙවල්වල මරණයට.. සමහරු අදත් බනිනවා .. නියඟලා මල්වලට ... 🔥☀️ #විෂමලක්ඒත්මගේfav 🔥

｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡ A high school romance. ˜"*°• ~𝐘𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐥 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐚 𝐃𝐞𝐞𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐚𝐚𝐚 𝐡𝐚𝐢 𝐲𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐥~ •°*"˜ Some hearts burn. Some hearts heal. And some? They fight the world and each other just to love. Six souls. One city. A rollercoaster of dreams, heartbreaks, healing, and vengeance. Between badminton courts and battlefields, tuition tales and trauma, revenge and redemption-this is not just a story. It's a rebellion in disguise. It's love laced with rage. It's family-built, broken, and built again. Get ready for awkward moments and all those weird tuition sessions that will have you laughing, cringing, and maybe even rooting for these two chaotic souls to finally admit they like each others. _._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._.

Y/n Rowold was only 8 when she was taken by Hydra. She's now 15 years old with abnormal powers Hydra had given her. What happens when the Avengers barge into the base she is being held in? And what happens when they actually relize what she's capable of? _________ {Cover made by me} The first few chapters aren't good so please bare with me. I promise it gets better. Please trust the process, I promise its worth it!! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE AVENGERS OR MARVEL. ONLY Y/N AND HER STORYLINE ASWELL AS SOME OTHER THINGS I ADDED. This story does not follow the movies and Is based off a plot I created. This is a Peter Parker X Fem!Reader story Best rankings: 🥇 in marvel 16/6/2025 🥇 in vision 22/10/2025 🥇 in marveluniverse 12/4/2025 🥇 in pietromaximoff 29/3/2025 🥇 in avengersxreader 26/4/2025 🥇 in thor 6/9/2025 🥇 in avengers 17/11/2025 🥈 in tonystark 17/11/2025 🥈 in clintbarton 23/5/2025 🥈 in blackwidow 13/4/2025 🥈 in quicksilver 10/4/2025 #4 in spiderman #8 in peterparker #5 in ironman #10 in sarcasm #12 in natasharomanoff #24 in tomholland #10 in funny #6 in scarletwitch #30 in hulk Started | December 19, 2024 Ended | ??

⟡ ───────────────────────── ⟡ 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐘/𝐍, 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐡 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠. It was survival. A harsh, grinding engine that kept her moving through the streets, protecting her even as it slowly wore her down. 𝐔.𝐀. offers a chance at a normal life, a life away from everything that pained her, A life where she could finally start to learn how to live. But normalcy for someone like her was a fragile illusion. With every step she takes toward the light, the shadows behind her stretch a little longer. Eyes begin to follow. Fragments of a buried horror resurface. And the happiness she's building may become the very thing that paints a target on everyone around her. She wanted to leave the darkness behind, But can she stop it before it swallows the people she's only just begun to love? ⟡ ───────────────────────── ⟡ ﹙𝙎𝙊𝙈𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎﹚ ︴𝑨𝒈𝒆𝒅-𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒌𝒊 (17) ︴𝑶𝒃𝒔𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒌𝒊 ︴𝑶𝑷 𝒀/𝑵 - 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒆𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒔 ︴𝑺𝒍𝒐𝒘 𝒑𝒂𝒄𝒊𝒏𝒈 ︴𝑮𝒖𝒊𝒍𝒕𝒚 𝑨𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒘𝒂 ︴𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒚 𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒔𝒕 ✦ 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄 Small edits are being made to certain chapters to improve display/quality. Cover updated • 6/3/2026 Art used in cover by: @nxhqt on Instagram ⟡ ───────────────────────── ⟡

★She was full of life, breaking every rule! He was obedient and always serious. ★She was a walking chaos. He likes his life quiet and composed without a damn mistake. Chaos interrupts- No! Hell breaks loose,when both are brought together for marriage. ≈Fiesty and fun loving, Meza Arora decides to run away from her wedding she was forced upon. It was as simple as that, except she had no idea what world awaits her. Blinded due to the pitch black night, Crashing into and disfiguring Ahaan Sharma's first child-his darling Mercedes, was definitely not on her to-do list. That is until they identify each other. Oops! Was he, not the same sinfully handsome, infuriating, extremely punchable due to his mastery in emitting coldness, man, with zero interest in her, who happened to put a 24-carat diamond ring on her finger in her engagement ceremony? Well... In the battle of profanities, wars of death stares, and tolerating each other in their craziest incarnations, sparks-scratch that, the whole damn fire flares between them, igniting the most unforeseen and irresistible chemistry, pledged for their lives. ~A Rom-com of a bride and groom who flew away from their wedding which was enforced on them, only to return together with strings attached~

its simply your adventure on Resident evil world, this book will take Resident evil events from the Resident evil games and even the movies, a comedy, drama, romance, action adventure with you and the resident evil main characters, enjoy Note: "the story's start will be a little shit, but after Police station chapter, it will be good, trust me.

" දන්නවද චූටි , මගේ අහසෙ පායපු එකම එක කෝඩුකාර හඳ උඹ.උඹට විතරමයි මගෙ අහස හැඩ කරන්න පුළුවන්.හැමදාම හැමෝම කිවුවෙ මම මහ නපුරු මනුස්සයෙක් කියල.ඒත් මම වගේ නපුරු මනුස්සයෙක් ළඟ ඉන්න පුළුවන් උන අහිංසකම අහිංසක පුංචි සමනළය උඹ.ඉතින් මට කියපන් මගෙ චූටි සර් මම උඹට මෙච්චරටම ආදරේ නොකර ඉන්නෙ කොහොමද කියල......" ( අදිස ප්‍රතාප් සූරියබණ්ඩාර.) " මගෙ නපුරු බාඳුරා මල.කවදාවත් ගැලවිලා යන්න බැරි විදියටම මාව හිරකරගෙන ඉන්නකොට කොහොමද කියපන් මැණික මම උඹෙන් ගැලවෙන්නෙ.මේ ආත්මෙට විතරක් නෙමෙයි තව ආත්ම හතකටවත් ගැලවෙන්න බැරි විදියට මේ නපුරු හිත ඇතුළෙ මම හිරවෙලා ඉවරයි මගෙ නපුරු බාඳුරා මලේ.ඉතින් මේ අහිංසක පුංචි සමනළයා උඹට පුදුම විදියට ආදරෙයි මැණික." ( මිහින්ස විද්වාන් කපුකොටුව.) ඉතින් එන්න මේ නපුරු බාඳුරා මලෙත්,අහිංසක පුංචි සමනළයගෙත් ආදර කතාව එක්ක එකතු වෙන්න. මම Beanboyz_

For the Kim family, life is a mix of billion-dollar business and diaper changes. While the eldest brother RM runs the company and the middle brother Suga leads the police force, the youngest, Taehyung, rules the dark streets. The only thing missing? A partner. Enter Jungkook, an orphan hacker with an angel's face and a devil's wit. Caught between the crossfire of Mafia wars and the hilarious drama of the Kim Mansion, Tae and Kook's slow-burn romance proves that even the coldest heart can be hacked. Top - Tae Bottom Kook Sideshipps Namjin Yoonmin I don't own any pics used in the story, credit goes to the rightful owner. English is not my first language. It's just a fanfiction, no hate for anyone. The story is completely based on my imagination.

" අම්මෝ සර්, මේ කොල්ලන්ට නීති ගැන කියනවට වඩා ලේසී බල්ලන්ට ජපන් උගන්නනව!" " අනේ මේ නාකියො! උබ අපේ පොඩි බේබිගෙ හැටි දැනගෙනද ඔය කතා කරන්නෙ ආ!" When hearts break the law,love makes the rules. 🔐🫀 >> නීතිය ආරක්ෂා කරන පොලිස් නිළදාරියෙක්... ඔහු නීතියට යටත්ව ජීවිතය ගෙවුවා. නීතියට වඩා බලවත් ඇමති කෙනෙක්ගෙ පුතෙක්... ඔහු නීතිය නොදන්නා ලෙස ජීවත්වුනා. අහබු මගකින් හමුවුනු මේ ආදරය, නීතියද, බලයද, ආදරේද - කාට ජයගන්න පුළුවන් වෙයිද? ආරාධනා කරනවා ඔයාට; මේ වෙනස් විදියෙ ආදර කතාවත් කියවලම බලන්න 🫀 Auther :- ( SACHEE13 ) Sachini yashodara 🖤🦋 >>

Sabrina Callahan has it all figured out. She knows exactly what she wants and nothing can stop her from getting it. Or that's what she wants people to believe. A quiet senior year, straight As, and a record that will get her far away from her small town Hart, and the people in it. Especially one cocky, insufferable basketball star who gets under her skin more than she'd ever like to admit. Only there's one secret, the walls are crumbling. Warren Halstead just wants to go pro. He's got a full ride and a stacked highlight reel. But his father won't stop reminding him what he's "supposed" to be: the future CEO of the Halstead empire. The problem? Warren wants nothing to do with that. So when Warren asks Sabrina to fake date him to get his dad off his back, she should say no. Because they can't stand each other. Because it's only supposed to be pretend. Sworn enemies. A fake relationship. And one very real, legitimate problem: They might be falling in love.

Story me hi padh lo mere Anmol surajmukhi ke fhoolo......!!😉🌻🥂