Kickass Stories

A horny teenage boy follows around three hot girls who constantly have to save his life. [Extended summary inside] Cover by the lovely @Emmie-Beth

This is a fan fiction I came up with based on the movies Kick-Ass 1 and 2. This is my version of what would happen after movie 2. I don't own any of the characters used in this fan fic. There are two parts atm. I hope you all enjoy.

Please Read the story!!!

Natalie's life sucks. Her crazy dad just escaped from prison, her new foster home is a dump, her teachers hate her guts, and, oh yeah, she's possessed. By demons. And they want out...

When you are given lemons make lemonade. When you see blue and pink make purple. But when you don't have anything, make something. High Donthan, a place with right blend of snobbish, over-bearing, goody two shoes, conspirators, trouble-makers, oh and also well-wishers students. Stereotypical school, is what Amira layland thought. But what she didn't thought was, an argument of change in perception between her parents would result in a major change in her not-so-existent social life. From single to committed and vice versa, immature to mature, denial to acceptance, meek to bold everything is so ready to change in High Donthan with the arrival of layland siblings. But are they?

This book is written under my pen name, Trish Albright: Knife-wielding, shipping heiress Alexandra Stafford, would rather face down a crew of bloodthirsty pirates, than face off against the prim and proper English gentry. Haunted by a powerful prophecy and stalked by an obsessed killer, Alex is a woman on a mission, her only focus to protect her family and finally stop the vicious slave-trader who murdered her parents years ago…that is until the biggest obstacle of her life walks in and she must choose between exacting her revenge or reaching out to a love she never expected. The duke of Worthington returned to England for a life of peace and quiet, never expecting that the woman of his dreams would lead him on the adventure of a lifetime. When danger escalates, Worthington must prove again and again that there is nothing he won’t do for the love of one captivating woman, and risks it all to surrender to the Siren's Song. (Is that dramatic enough?) :)

Aurora feels the overbearing pressure of life. She doesn't let it crush her though. She's a tad bit broken inside but her facade is flawless. She's a fighter, a badass, a girl who loves to laugh. She has a good heart and doesn't exactly hide it. Not even she can always see through her own facade. Will someone be able to? Aurora may or may not have some bad things that happened to her in the past.ooh mystery.

She came out of nowhere. She has no past. No one has ever heard of her. For all anyone knows, she has no family. Yet she produced one of the best hit singles ever heard, earned billions within a week, and can easily seduce or terrify anyone she pleases. She's Roxy and her life is luxury at its finest. Nothing can ruin it. But then something happens that she'll never forget; something that changed everyone's fate in an instant. Now Roxy will face more danger than ever before as her life becomes her Sweetest Lie.

...In which I take a random newspaper article and write a story based off the first word of each sentence.

Hahahaha

Im Emmaline Covington and today I turned eighteen in less then a month I will become leader of the Covington clan something I am not looking forward to. Im Zackary Devenport Im to soon become leader of the ruthless Devenport, I will lead my people to victory against the Covington clan. What's to happen when on Emma's eighteen birthday she meets the mystious Zack who just seems to be following her everywhere she goes. Will she fall for the enemy or will she toughen up and join the war to stay on top? Both clans must fight for the right to rule or risk being wiped out completely.

Kenji x Aaron Warner (this is for a friend....)

It has been 16 years since the outbreak began. A disease has ravaged modern society, turning most of us into zombies destined to roam the Earth hunting for flesh. Unfortunately for the few survivors left, the zombies are not even the most dangerous thing out there. Beware the RED. Alexis and Charles only have each other and their dog Sam to rely on. How will they survive when no where is safe?

Nothing would stop her... * * * * * * Sixteen-year-old Sienna had always lived a normal life. But after she undergoes a tragic event, all her attention turns towards the mysterious Regime, a group of powerful men behind the rule of Techno City. In order to seek her revenge, Sienna has yet to go through with her plans. She uncovers dangers along the way, dangers well beyond her imagination. And not only that, she finds more reason to believe in her reckless mission. Sienna reveals a terrible truth, one that went against everything she had learned about Techno City. Now, she is more determined than ever to lend a helping hand to those in need of her help. Too bad she hadn't taken the time to learn how to wield a weapon, since now, there is only one goal in mind: Destroy the Regime.

When the witches cursed the travelers, their thirst for revenge grew with time. Their leader, Markos, decided to create a powerful weapon that could eradicate the witches. Something that could capture and use the witches own magic against them. And soon the Mord-Sith were broken, and made. The Sisters of the Agiel had but one purpose, to hunt down and kill all witches. "What is that thing? Is that a dildo?" Cara is the first, most powerful and ruthless, Mord-Sith. She was, once upon a time, the highest ranked Mord-Sith and Markos right hand. When Markos died her sisters revolted against her and left her to die. Surprisingly she didn't die, and after a few years she noticed she did not age. With no purpose and no mission, she hunts for answers to her existence while gaining back a few of her emotions. Five hundred years later, she meets the Mikaelsons. "Sure, you wanna try it Salvatore?"

Being a spy is never easy especially when it comes with a price. Mia Chávez--she juggles a myriad of things. Her identity as secret agent, falsity, living under the illusion of having a decent job in front of her family, her friendships that are life threatening. All unique isn't it? But she is inept in one thing- Love. And she doesn't feels the need to love. Love is like a mystery with loose threads, the loose ends keep disturbing you, till you grasp the meaning of it. Love is merely a phrase to her. . . Until one day, someone grabs her waist, pulls her close, and kisses her soft plump lips. That day changes everything. Everything seems unforgettable about him, and she is not yet ready to fall in love. Love is never easy, especially when it comes with a price. 2k19 Doughnut awards first runner up! Eyho awards chicklit winner Purpleaceawards romance 2nd runner up ~~~~~~~~~~~ Cover by anonymousgirl1206 I know I am not a perfect writer but feel free to point out my mistakes, and do read it and let me know how you feel about it.

•Previously titled 'I'm Back, Bitches!'• Best friends forever right? Wrong! Edward and India have been friends pretty much since diapers, she absolutely adored him! 13 years later he walked out on their friendship for popularity because she was dubbed the ugly, fat loser. India is tormented daily, whilst Edward is too busy sticking his tongue down other girls throats. 2 years later India and Edward find out that their mates but, you guessed it, he rejects her... She leaves to find some place where she belongs and is loved. 3 years later, India returns a changed wolf. Beautiful, powerful and kick ass. And Edward wants her more than ever...

"What are you doing?" My eyes bulged out of their sockets in disbelief as I stared up at Isaiah. "I don't know," came Isaiah's honest reply. Despite his uncertainty, he didn't hesitate before closing the distance between us. -[]- It always funny in Bambi's eyes how it was the accumulation of little things that changed lives. For example, in her case, it was a flu break out in Leigh, New Zealand that would imminently kill her grandma. One cough would send her packing back to America. One stupid sneeze would send her right into the world of Isaiah Aleksovski. Except, Bambi didn't think the turn her life was taking funny at all. No, Bambi didn't find stupidly handsome boys, crazy girls, intense physical exertion and a never-ending cycle of love triangles funny one single bit.

Fifteen years ago, Jiang Ning was abandoned by one of the country's wealthiest families, roaming the streets after his mother passed away from an illness. After his encounter with a kind girl, Lin Yuzhen, who gave him a sweet, Jiang Ning was taken by a mysterious person and went through grueling training and fights! Fifteen years later, he had risen to become the ultimate God of War in the East, with incomparable wealth and power. He has returned as a king! This sorry is posted here for sharing purposes only. There may be minor changes if there are grammatical errors or translation errors in the story. Nevertheless, please enjoy reading.