Shitpost Stories

When Y/N woke up today, the last thing he expected was to hop to a post apocalyptic universe full of cyborg women where he would have the title of commander foisted upon him. Really, of all the people to lead a squad of soldiers, you picked the weird magic slingling seventeen year old who just randomly showed up and destroyed a rather large amount of the genocidal robots that forced you all underground barehanded? Okay yeah, putting it that way the decision seems kind of obvious. Ah well. It's not like he had anything better to do. Leading a squad of hot women sounds like a fun time. Running an outpost and filling out requisition forms though...he could do without all of that nonsense. //// "Rapi..." "Commander?" "We'll bang, ok?"

What had originally started off as a brief detour to another world for a box of chocolates had left Y/N with a job training Horse girls. In between him and his wife's adventures across the multiverse, he stops back in for a few years to train his Uma's. This is a log of the odd scenarios that seem to follow him while training his Uma's.

Being a Commander is hard work. Balancing his time in the field with his personal life is a delicate balance that Y/N teeters on. Aka, oneshots about bond stories (for the not so plot relevant Nikkes) and outpost encounters because they would take up way too many chapters in the main Nikke book. Also not in any particular order, because fuck timelines.

❝Being teleported to a random underworld realm is definitely NOT on my bingo card. I don't even know you guys! Why am I even here? And you guys are....weird as hell.❞ 𔓘⋆⊱༻𖥸༺⊰⋆𔓘 In which a definitely not your ordinary girl, Kokoro Tsugumi, suddenly got summoned out of nowhere, finding herself unexpectedly summoned by someone...or something in such a environment of Diabolik Lovers. Why though? Why must she have to suffer through this despite suffering enough already? Filled with annoyance and curiosity, Kokoro has no choice but to play along until the moment is right. After some time, the brothers and the rest of the cast notice how there seems to be more than the surface. Because beneath all of her vibrant exterior, there lies a deeper story, as she seems to keep everyone at a distance, drawing them in with her enigmatic and serene presence towards everyone with an arm's length. They say angels have pink hair---and Kokoro Tsugumi may be one minus the actual hair color, but definitely not the way you may usually think of. Why do you think that is? 𔓘⋆⊱༻𖥸༺⊰⋆𔓘

Peter Parker got a bunch of girls interested in him, will he survive or will they tear him apart for being a dense idiot? Tune In

Epic : The Musical songs but described shortly. Honestly, it's js satire descriptions. (THIS IS ALSO FOR A 40 DAY CHALLENGE 🥹✌) Extra note : I'm not kidding when I say this is short.. But this is also perfect for when you need to read this in a flash. Basically a speed run of Epic the musical.

A self insert of the author of this story turns into a self aware Dreepy with all his memories intact in the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe but instead of becoming a hero that does dungeon crawling, he becomes a dishwasher in Spinda's Cafe where the story turns into a surreal workplace sitcom full of: fourth wall breaking, reality warping nonsense, and pure internet humor. IBADTADITPU may include:

four teenagers and their (mostly) ooc shenanigans, brimming with crackhead energy. enjoy this book of sweet, sweet hyouka brainrot in the form of literal shitposts. _______________________ previously known as: - Hyouka Headcanons (and Stuff!) - Shenanigans with the Hyouka Gang started: 28th October 2019 completed: 27th December 2020 lower case intended. warnings: big amount of cringe. rip 2019 me for being terribly naive. _______________________ hyouka (literally 'ice cream') is a fictional novel series written by yonezawa honobu. i do not own the characters in any way. credits: PSD filter (used for cover design): 'italian summers' by bbyhyuck on DeviantArt

As you walk through America's past, step by step, you'll get closer to the truth, but will you and the other countries ever get there?

Filled With Either Random Scenarios Of Existing Ones Or Funny Drawings Cuz I Get Obsessed Easily Whenever I Join RPs I Like So I Post Abt It A Lot - Also A Reason To Make Another Book So I Have More Books In This Acc And To Not Seem Annoying In My MB

{I drew the cover!} (Finished, I will leave this on my account since it really mean a lot to me ) The early chapters can be cringy since i wrote it in 2019-2020 Thanks for the votes and reads! And please follow me and vote for my stories if you're interested!^w^ (Finished 2018-2023) Insta:@imnotellieniko

Albuquerque East High is supposed to be the most progressive, PR‑friendly school in New Mexico... so of course it's a disaster. Between taxpayer-funded K-pop pep rallies, mandatory "mindfulness" workshops, and a Student Council that runs the halls like a pink-washed dictatorship, the air here is thick with manufactured joy and desperate clout. It's a place where the social hierarchy is decided by TikTok views, and the chemistry teacher looks like he's one bad day away from a very violent career change. Into this circus walks Sebastian Vale: a gothic shadow with an old‑school 80s aesthetic, a razor‑sharp tongue, and a hatred for clout culture. He fronts a niche goth band called The Stigmata, hangs with the art freaks and rivetheads, and would rather set himself on fire than join Drama Club or Glee. The only thing weirder than the fact he might be psychic is that he's one of the few actually sane people on campus. Colliding with him-literally-is Lexi Monroe: East High royalty, Cheerios darling, social media it‑girl, and self‑branded "future icon." She lives online as @LexiLuxe, drives a pink Mercedes, wears Lava Springs money, and thinks "goth" means Billie Eilish core. One hallway crash, one spilled latte, and one ill‑fated eye contact later, Lexi decides Sebastian is her next project: the brooding goth boy she'll turn into the internet's newest aesthetic obsession. He wants to stay underground. She wants him to go viral. Surrounded by Wildcats, Plastics, Glee kids, skaters, juggalos, conspiracy nerds, foreign exchange weirdos, and a chemistry teacher who's one bad day away from breaking bad, Sebastian and Lexi stumble into a messy, darkly comic romance. This is a story about love, cliques, and the ugly truth behind "picture‑perfect" high school culture. Welcome to East High, where not everyone sings, not everyone is okay, and the real drama isn't on the stage, it's in the comments.

By the looks of it, Spectre has no chills. They wanted to mess around again, creating another complicated hack that will surely turn everyone's day upside down. The survivors who woke up as their killer selves, slowly changing personalities, while the new survivors are trying to calculate how screwed they are... H4v3 f#n...

HEY!1!1!1! i'll upload three polls each week, you can just answer itﾟ.+:｡∩(・ω・)∩ﾟ.+:｡

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I've decided that I have to much art piling up and I NEED everyone to see it 61 in Apple✨✨ 83 in my art 420 READS AUGUST 2024 HELLL YEEAH 30 in countryballs 18 in cats :3

slayer99 was a velociraptor who played doom eternal 27 hours a day and had a pet mountain dew can named dewwy. one day, slayer99 found that dewwy was missing, so he went on a really absurd and nonsensical adventure to find dewwy (note: this version of the story isnt an exact copy as the original, since it had to be edited to be less "inappropriate.")

I made this because I needed a place to put all the memes and pics on by phone. Clean for the most part. This is contains stuff from Mha, Steven universe, and Friday night funkin' Some of it may have cursing and stuff like that, you can't expect too much from me. None of this stuff is mine unless said otherwise. Credit to the original artists.

Kevin is hungry and looking for something to eat, but something fecky is happening in his kitchen. This is basically a shitpost that got out of hand.

Red is my 3rd favorite colour 🍒🌹💃 I claim no ownership over any of the characters mentioned in this book! I also claim no ownership over any of the fan art shared in this book! Links to fanart will be added beneath the image <3 Start Date: 4 September 2026 Finish Date: Rated: #🥇 in redaesthetic (08/09/26) #🥉 in colours (10/09/26) #7 in shows (08/09/26) #8 in cartoons (08/09/26) #18 in shitpost (08/09/26) #29 in movies (08/09/26) #73 in red (08/09/26) #96 in characters (08/09/26)